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  We have and elderly lady here in Middlebury that dips snuff like it's going out of style. She is in her 90's and adores everyone. She tries to kiss everyone in sight but you have to be careful or she will give you a mouth full of snuff.
Submitted by Payne
       Category: lady


Recently in the Middlebury natural foods co-op a Neon tie dye baboon has been sighted pushing a purple wheelbarrow and giving the employees free rides and free rides on a raven. Its such a shame the baboon couldn't speak English like the giraffe in their parking lot who bought Only bags to go pretend parachuting.
    Submitted by Frogheadia
       Category: parking_lot



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An alien from another part of the galaxy is known to have been made out on a handful of occasions by a woman camping at a campground outside Middlebury.

The ghost of a young-looking lady with a cable around her neck may frequently be perceived sitting on a couch in a flat in Middlebury.

A colossal monkey may be perceived frequently looking at the water by Beldens Dam on a dark night.
 

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