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These are some lies we made up about Middlebury.
A woman with a moderately translucent body is regularly perceived looking for a shoe beside a parked Nissan in a Middlebury parking lot before sunrise. If you talk to the folks who live here, this ghost may perhaps be a celebrated yesteryear inhabitant of Middlebury.
The ghost of a gentleman having on a police force uniform has supposedly been spotted on a small number of occasions by Beldens Dam before sunrise gazing at the water.
Count Dracula can be noticed very often next to Huntington Falls at night tossing bricks.
A huge rhinoceros has now and then been made out pulling a corpse over rocks in Cornwall Swamp Wildlife Management Area around midnight.
The ghost of an elderly man with a long gray beard is every now and then perceived by The Ledge stacking stones. Lots of people who live here assert this ghost is the undeparted spirit of a former Middlebury resident. Either way, this is an unlikable ghost that is rather not disturbed.
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space invader has supposedly been noticed on one or two occasions climbing out of Cedar Swamp drenched in slime very late at night.
An alien tourist from space was spotted in Beaver Brook munching on a fish.
A big bloodcurdling beast came into sight in a Middlebury area clothing store, striding the aisles.
A space man from space
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became visible smoking a pipe at the stroke of midnight on a park bench in Middlebury.
A gargantuan musk-ox was observed sitting at a coffee table in a Middlebury residence articulating into the air.
The martian navigator of an alien spaceship was spotted walking through a residence in Middlebury.
An martian voyager from the cosmos has repeatedly been spotted on the top of Bryant Mountain at midnight studying the surroundings.
The phantom of a gentleman having on an armed forces outfit is repeatedly perceived sniveling surrounded by the plants of Middleblury Municipal Forest.
Napoleon Bonaparte is known to have been perceived on a handful of instances being carried by a mare in the middle of a highway in the vicinity of Middlebury.
A massive vicuna can repeatedly be made out near Allis State Park struggling to snatch something.
A Pteranodon can be made out very often strolling through a residence in close proximity to Middlebury.
An extraterrestrial from Jupiter is once in a while witnessed
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in a phone booth in Middlebury making a telephone call.
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Ghost Sightings From Middlebury
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Ghost Sightings From Middlebury
Arthur had a new job as a life guard on the beach and his boss came to check up on him since it was his first day on the job.
- So how are things going so far Arthur?
- Oh, it's great, people are so friendly here, they keep waving to me from the water.
Mama Snail:
Ok kids, stop right here and wait at the side of the road for a while, there's a bus coming in three hours.
Arthur was waiting for his turn in the psychologists waiting room.
- Next! Said the psychologist loudly from his office as a patient walked out his door.
Arthur went into the psychologists office and said:
- Nobody ever notices me, it's like I'm not even there. It all started in my childhood when....
- NEXT!, said the psychologist again.
Arthur came to work one morning in a state of shock and disbelief.
- What's wrong Arthur, asked a coworker, did something horrible happen to you?
- No, not to me, replied Arthur, but to my best friend Delbert.
- Why, what happened to Delbert?
- He ran away with my wife.
The oldest of the three vampire brothers came home late on evening with a big smile and blood stains on his face.
- Where have you been? Asked his brothers.
- You see that town over there, I went there and satisfied my thirst for blood.
The next night the middle brother came home with blood stains and a big smile.
- Where did you go brother? Asked his brothers.
- You see that farm over there, I went there and satisfied my thirst for blood.
The next night the youngest brother came home with blood on his face and a big bump on his head.
- Where have you been brother, asked his brothers.
- You see that stone wall over there, I didn't see that.
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