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These are some lies we made up about Killington.
An alien from planet Neptune may be observed frequently in a home near Killington.
A space invader from another part of the galaxy has occasionally been observed in a metal boat on Kent Pond flashing a lamp.
The ghost of a gentleman dressed as a plumber is every so often distinguished frightening people in Gifford Woods Natural Area after midnight. It's been argued that this individual spirit may be the spirit of a resident who died here in Killington a long time ago. No matter what folks express, it unquestionably is a chilling ghost that should be steered clear of.
Alexander the Great has supposedly been made out on frequent occasions in Calvin Coolidge State Forest at midnight digging a crack in the ground.
A giant alpaca may sometimes be distinguished looking chilling on the apex of one of the heights in the Coolidge Range late at night.
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Ghost Sightings From Killington
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Ghost Sightings From Killington
Why do women use make-up and perfume?
- Because they're ugly and they smell bad.
Arthur was talking to a guy in a bar on the top floor of a skyscraper.
- You know, said the guy, I've been looking at the way the wind blows around this building and I think that if you jump out that window right there the air currents will take you down safely and put you softly on your feet on the sidewalk right in front of the building.
- That's impossible, said Arthur, can't be done.
No I'm pretty sure, let me prove it to you, said the guy and jumped out the window.
A few minutes later he showed up in the elevator without a scratch.
- Wow, that's the most incredible thing I've ever seen, I have to try that too, said Arthur and jumped out the window.
The bartender looks up and says: - That was not very nice Superman.
Arthur and Delbert were competing about who could lean out the furthest out of a train window. Suddenly Delbert won.
If ''CON'' is the opposite of ''PRO'', what is the opposite of PROGRESS?.
Mom, can I go outside and watch the solar eclipse?
- Yes dear but don't go too close.
I don't get it Arthur. The first day you painted 100 feet of fence, the second day 30 feet and today only 10 feet. What's wrong?
- Well boss, I have to walk further and further to the paint bucket every day.
Four is my lucky number. When I was four I found a 4 pound gold nugget in the back yard. I won 4 million dollars on the lottery on April 4th 2004. Last week when I turned 44 I went out to the horse race track and put every penny I own on horse number 4 in the 4th race.
- Wow Arthur! Did you win?
- No Delbert, he came in 4th I'm afraid.
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