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A space alien from the Moon appeared in H O Cook State Forest late in the night climbing a high tree.
A huge vicuna was noticed floating down Burrington Brook on a dark night.
A lady having the head of a goblin showed up in the rear seat of a Honda by the driver setting eyes on the ghost in his rear view mirror after midnight. When made out the phantom came up to the onlooker who then ran off. One thing is for certain, this is an intimidating ghost that is better not disturbed.
A space invader from another world was observed enjoying the vista at Mohawk Beach Estates Dam late at night.
An extraterrestrial was witnessed by an old woman hunting in a forest in close proximity to Jacksonville.
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Arthur, Delbert, and Douglas were swimming away from Alcatraz. Arthur is struggling at the halfway point and remembers his wife Gertrude, he musters up the strength to continue. Delbert at the halfway point remembers where he hid his millions and has the strength to make it. Douglas makes it to the half way point and decides, It's not worth it and swims back. Hey Delbert, how many idiots does it take to wash a car? - Don't know Arthur, how many? - Two, one holding the sponge and one driving the car back and forth. The mood was depressed at the brewery. Arthur, one of the most senior workers had drowned in the big beer tank. - Did he suffer much? Asked his widow Gertrude sobbing. - I don’t think so mam. He climbed out three times to go to the bathroom before he died. So Arthur, you have any recommendations from previous employer? - Yes sir, he recommended that I go find a new job. Arthur and Delbert went to see a ventriloquist show. The show was very funny and consisted mainly of Arthur and Delbert jokes, one funnier than the other. At first Arthur and Delbert didn't mind but the longer the show went on the angrier they got. Finally Arthur couldn’t take it any more and stood up and said in a loud voice. - Enough already, these jokes are very offensive and Delbert and I demand an apology. The ventriloquist felt ashamed of his insulting jokes and said, - I do apologize from the bottom of my heart, I didn't want to offend anyone. From now on I will not use Arthur and Delbert jokes in my show. - I'm not talking to you, said Arthur. I'm talking to that little bastard sitting on your lap.
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