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These are some lies we made up about Hydeville.
The ghost of a destitute man was spotted seeking a man on the water's edge of Lake Bomoseen. Panicked by the viewers the ghost receded into the night.
The phantom of a young cowboy was seen weeping down near the water at Cedar Point. This individual ghost has been distinguished repeatedly in this neighborhood. In any case, this is an unsympathetic ghost that you shouldn't go trying to find.
The phantom of a coal-miner is regularly seen in a Hydeville highschool very late at night walking the hallways.
A space man has been made out on many instances in a mirror in a Hydeville residence; the spirit was only visible in the mirror.
An martian voyager from space may often be made out before sunrise staring over Beaver Meadow.
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Ghost Sightings From Hydeville
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Computers are like air conditioners: they stop working properly when you open windows.
Arthur and Gertrude was taking a trip on a twin engine airplane when the captain came on the speaker.
- This is your captain speaking, one of our engines has stopped working. But we still have one good engine running so there's no need to panic.
Gertrude: - Well Arthur honey, I hope the other one doesn't quit on us, in that case we'll have to sit here all night.
A llama walks into the bar and orders a Miller, drinks the beer, pays and leaves.
- Did you see what just happened? Said Arthur who was also in the bar to the bartender, that's incredible!
- Yes, said the bartender, I agree, I've never seen anything like this before, usually he orders Bud.
Arthur the blacksmith was telling his apprentice Delbert what to do.
- Ok, listen carefully and do as I say. I will take the iron out of the fire and place it on the anvil. You keep you eyes on my head, when I nod you hit it as hard as you can with the giant hammer. Those were Arthur's last words.
Why do sharks never attack lawyers?
Professional courtesy.
Arthur, have you been getting enough iron?
Yes, I chew my nails every day Doctor Rueprecht.
There were three men in a boat with four cigarettes but no matches, how did they manage to smoke?
- They threw one cigarette overboard and made the boat a cigarette lighter.
Arthur, how did you manage to break your leg raking leaves?
- I fell out of the tree.
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