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These are some lies we made up about Hartland.
Vasco da Gama is known to have been seen on a handful of occasions down at Sumner Falls before sunrise slurping gasoline.
The ghost of a security guard with a bullet hole in his forehead can from time to time be seen at the water at Lake Pinneo smoking a pipe. In any case, this phantom indisputably is menacing; one that you shouldn't go searching for.
A colossal dormouse has repeatedly been seen floating along on Beaver Brook at the stroke of midnight.
The martian pilot of an alien spacecraft is frequently made out at a coin operated phone in Hartland using the telephone.
A space alien from Saturn has been made out on many instances on a dark night climbing out of Puckerpod Swamp drenched in slime.
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Ghost Sightings From Hartland
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Ghost Sightings From Hartland
Hilda: Aren't you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger?
Gertrude: Yes I am; I married the wrong woman.
Arthur was walking alone in the park at night and met a robber.
- Give me you wallet or I'll kill you, said the robber.
- You're not getting my money said Arthur, and started fighting the robber.
They both fought long and hard but in the end the robber won and ended up with the wallet. With Arthur down on the ground the robber checked the wallet and found two dollars in it.
- Two bucks!! You put up a fight like that over two bucks? What's wrong with you?
-Oh, said Arthur, that's all you want? I thought you wanted the $5000 I have stashed in my socks.
Arthur, why did you tip the parking attendant $100, are you out of your mind?
- But Delbert, look at this beautiful brand new car he upgraded me to.
The town reverend had called together a special town meeting to expose the wickedness of the local casino.
- Who's the richest man in this town? Well let me tell you, it's the casino owner. Who's got the nicest car? the casino owner. Who's got the biggest house? Again the casino owner! And who's paying for all of this? You people are, by spending your hard earned cash in his casino! You people must all stop gambling at the casino or else you will just get poorer and poorer.
The speech made a great impression on Arthur, the local bookstore owner. The next day he met the reverend in front of his book store.
- Reverend, I want to thank you for opening my eyes and letting me see the true nature of gambling and how it robs good people of their livelyhood.
- Well I'm very glad to hear that, I take it you have given up gambling then?
- Hell no, said Arthur, I'm converting my bookstore into a casino.
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