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These are some lies we made up about Hardwick.
The ghost of a youthful woman dressed in a bloody wedding dress has allegedly been perceived on several occasions drinking regular unleaded from a fuel pump at a gas station in Hardwick. It has been said that this specific ghost might be a well-known old days dweller of Hardwick.
A gargantuan lynx can sometimes be distinguished flinging pebbles into Hardwick Lake late in the night.
A space alien from Venus was perceived drifting along Alder Brook late at night.
A headless woman appeared in East Hardwich Fire District Forest around midnight hollowing out a crack in the ground. Other folks nearby have had comparable experiences involving the same ghost.
An extremely large ape was seen fluttering over Beaver Meadow at the stroke of midnight.
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Ghost Sightings From Hardwick
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Ghost Sightings From Hardwick
The mood was depressed at the brewery. Arthur, one of the most senior workers had drowned in the big beer tank.
- Did he suffer much? Asked his widow Gertrude sobbing.
- I don’t think so mam. He climbed out three times to go to the bathroom before he died.
Hey Delbert, how many idiots does it take to wash a car?
- Don't know Arthur, how many?
- Two, one holding the sponge and one driving the car back and forth.
Why is a fat girl like a moped?
They're both fun until your friends see you.
A llama walks into the bar and orders a Miller, drinks the beer, pays and leaves.
- Did you see what just happened? Said Arthur who was also in the bar to the bartender, that's incredible!
- Yes, said the bartender, I agree, I've never seen anything like this before, usually he orders Bud.
BEEP BEEP BEEP - We interrupt this radio broadcast for an urgent traffic announcement, a vehicle is driving the wrong direction on I-5, please watch out for this vehicle.
- Did you hear that, a car going the wrong way, that's the dumbest thing I ever heard, says the old-timer to his wife, there's hundreds of 'em!.
Arthur comes home to find his wife Gertrude in bed with another man. ''What are you doing'' he yells.
The wife whispers to her lover: ''I told you he was stupid!''.
Two grains of sand were laying on the beach, one said:
- I think we're surrounded.
Mom, can I go outside and watch the solar eclipse?
- Yes dear but don't go too close.
Arthur, do you know what the difference between a horse's rear and a mailbox is?
- No Delbert I don't.
- Well, I'm sure as hell not sending you to mail any letters.
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