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These are some lies we made up about Hancock.
A black as coal crow that shape-shifted into a woman has been distinguished on several instances near Bailey Falls on a dark night drinking blood from a bottle. Several people claim this ghost loves frightening unwise people who come looking for ghosts in Hancock.
An ET may once in a while be made out in Battell Park in the early morning hours burying a body by a big boulder.
The ghost of a youthful lady clothed as a maid was witnessed hurling stones into Pleiad Lake very late at night. The phantom was ingested by the thin air after being observed. Nonetheless, it in all certainty is a scary ghost that any reasonable person would not want to run into.
An alien vacationer from another galaxy came into sight staring over Souphouse Flat at midnight.
A space alien from another galaxy appeared by The Great Cliff reading a book.
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Arthur and Delbert were preparing for a manned mission to the sun when Douglas came strolling by.
- Isn’t it too hot for people to land on the sun? Asked Douglas.
- Oh Douglas, come on we're no dummies, we will be landing at night of course.
Little Arthur Junior was in the neighbors yard picking apples from a tree.
- What the hell you think you're doing kid!, The neighbor lady yelled as she came rushing out of her house.
-Stealing apples, little Arthur replied.
- Why you little #@%$& !!!, I'm going to tell your dad, where is he anyway?
- Up here mam, said a voice from the tree.
Arthur talks to a guy in a bar
- Hey you look familiar, didn’t I bump into you in Idaho once?
Maybe, but probably not because I've never been there.
Come to think of it I've never been to Idaho either, must have been two other people. But wait, have you ever been to Wyoming?
- No I haven't.
- Well then you might know my brother, he's never been to Wyoming either.
Teacher: - Arthur please point to America on the map.
Arthur: -This is it.
Teacher: Well done. Now class, who found America?
Class: -Arthur did.
An American lawyer went hiking with his Czech associates. Unfortunately, they met with a couple of bears, a female and a male. The lawyer was quick and climbed up the tree. His Czech was not lucky. The male bear swallowed him whole. After a while the bears left, the lawyer quickly went into town to get the police. They came back into the woods, found the two bears sitting under a tree. The lawyer told the police ''There that's the one, the male on the right.'' The police then aimed his gun and shot the female. The lawyer was confused, so he shouted ''What the heck are you shooting the female one for?''. The police replied ''''Would YOU believe a lawyer who told you that the Czech was in the Male?'' .
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