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The ghost of a guy clothed as a gas station attendant has been said to have been perceived on a few occasions at Groton Pond Dam at night looking at the surroundings. According to what the local residents say, this ghost is the ghost of a traveler that was murdered while traveling through Groton some decades ago.
The Wizard of Oz may regularly be spotted mounding pieces of wood in the center of Beaver Brook.
A woman with a somewhat transparent body may be made out frequently taking a midnight bath at Boulder Beach. Many local residents say this ghost is that of a person who had a home here in Groton before the present.
A massive jerboa has occasionally been spotted throwing boulders into Beaver Pond in the early morning hours before sunrise.
An alien is now and then distinguished by Silver Ledge devouring a steak.
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Pay attention students, if this chemistry experiment fails the whole building will blow up and fly to high heavens in a cloud of black smoke. Now gather around so you can all follow along.
Arthur's mama's so holy; she thinks nuns dress too provocatively.
Bigamy and monogamy is the same thing Delbert.
- How's that Arthur?
- One wife too many.
Arthur: -What will seven days of dieting do to you?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -They make one weak (week).
Arthur had a new job as a life guard on the beach and his boss came to check up on him since it was his first day on the job.
- So how are things going so far Arthur?
- Oh, it's great, people are so friendly here, they keep waving to me from the water.
If there was no water in the world nobody would learn how to swim and then everybody would drown.
Arthur said he knew a man with a wooden leg named Douglas. So I asked him ''What was the name of his other leg?''.
Arthur and Delbert were out in the woods hunting. Suddenly Arthur got some sort of seizure, started shaking and fell lifeless to the ground. Delbert didn't know what to do, he called 911 at once.
- Please help! My friend is dead I think, he looks dead but I'm not sure, what do I do?
- Ok sir, first of all make sure he's really dead.
- Ok, just a moment . . BANG ! (a gun is fired) . . Ok, he's dead for sure, now what?.
What's the difference between a coward and a careful person?
A coward is someone else, a careful person is yourself.
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