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These are some lies we made up about Greensboro.
The ghost of a female with demonic signs etched into her nose has been said to have been seen on many occasions contemplating down at the water at Birch Point.
A very large kid may be perceived often by Caspian Lake Dam before sunrise gazing at the water.
The phantom of a woman with a dagger in her chest has once in a while been distinguished in Bayley-Hazen Military Monument in the early morning hours appearing frightening.
The extraterrestrial crew member of an alien spacecraft has purportedly been noticed on frequent instances by Taylor Swamp staring irritably at the bystander.
Goldilocks can from time to time be witnessed on the summit of Babcock Hill on a dark night glancing at the sight.
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Ghost Sightings From Greensboro
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Ghost Sightings From Greensboro
Arthur the blacksmith was telling his apprentice Delbert what to do.
- Ok, listen carefully and do as I say. I will take the iron out of the fire and place it on the anvil. You keep you eyes on my head, when I nod you hit it as hard as you can with the giant hammer. Those were Arthur's last words.
Arthur was taing a cruise. The cruise ship was passing a tiny island and Arthur noticed a man with a beard and torn clothes waving hysterically to the ship.
- Captain! There's a man on that island!
Oh, yeah that guy, said the captain, he's always so happy to see us, he waves like that every time we pass by.
Hello, this is Arthur in room 234, I would like to order a wake-up call.
- Ok sir, when?
- Right now please. Thanks Bye. . Arthur hangs up.
Don't worry son, said Arthur to his son. When I was your age I had a weak mind as well. But don't worry, it'll disappear completely as you get older.
Douglas was desperate for a wife put an ad ''Wife Wanted''. The following day, a bunch of letters came. All saying ''You can have mine''.
Doctor Rueprecht, please help me. I'm seeing double.
- Ok Arthur, let's take a look at that, why don’t you have a seat on that chair so I can examine you.
- The one on the left or the one on the right?.
Arthur, why do you always walk around with your hands in your pockets?
- Well Delbert, uhm, it's kinda embarrassing but ok, I'll tell you. My fingers are different length and I have a complex about that.
Teacher: - Arthur please point to America on the map.
Arthur: -This is it.
Teacher: Well done. Now class, who found America?
Class: -Arthur did.
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