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These are some lies we made up about Granville.
A guy with no head has regularly been witnessed turning toward the viewer down beside Moss Glen Falls in the early morning hours before sunrise.
An enormously chilling ghost has purportedly been noticed on several instances throwing chunks of concrete into the current at Albee Brook late in the night.
The spirit of an elderly lady holding a revolver may often be seen up on the peak of Adams Mountain going out of control.
The ghost of a waitress can be distinguished time and again examining Braintree Gap in detail very late at night. One of the people who live here confidently argues that this ghost takes pleasure in terrifying people who have the guts to disturb the quiet in Granville.
The ghost of an aged cleaning lady is now and then made out piling pieces of wood at Warren Lake Dam late in the night. One thing is for sure, it's a menacing ghost that you would not want to come across at night.
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Ghost Sightings From Granville
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How did Arthur die from drinking milk?
- The cow sat down.
Arthur and his wife Gertrude was out for a romantic walk.
- Watch out Gertrude, dog poop, don’t step in it.
- Nah, that doesn’t look like dog poop. But I wonder what it could be. I'm curious, could you smell it dear and tell me what it is.
- Hmm, smells like dog poop to me.
- I'm not convinced dear, could you please touch it.
- Ok dear, for you anything. ... Well it does feel like dog poop
- I'm still not quite convinced dear, could you please taste it and tell me what it is.
- No Gertrude, can we just leave this thing behind us and move on not knowing what it is please?
- No Arthur, I really want to know what that is, now take a big bit out of it and tell me what it is.
Ok, ok, for you my dear anything...
Arthur takes a bite, chews it well.
-Aaahhh!!! &*$#@#$%!!! This is disgusting !!! It's definitely dog poop, no doubt about it.
- Lucky we didn't step in it then Arthur.
Gertrude was making breakfast for Arthur and the kids in the morning when Arthur rushes into the kitchen acting hysterically.
MORE EGGS!! MORE EGGS!! You need to use more eggs. MORE BUTTER TOO!! And MORE SALT!! NO NOT THAT MUCH!! NO NOT THERE OVER THERE!! Why don't you listen to me when you're cooking?? I said MORE EGGS!! no that's too many AAAHHH! TURN THEM OVER NOW!! HURRY! I SAID NOW!! More salt there, no not there I said THERE!! AAAAHH!! YOU'RE RUINING BREAKFAST!!
- Calm down Arthur, what's gotten into you?
- Oh nothing dear, I just wanted you to know how I feel when I'm driving.
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