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These are some lies we made up about Graniteville.
A female character may frequently be seen at East Barre Dam in the early morning hours before sunrise looking at the scenery.
The extraterrestrial mechanic of an unidentified flying object can be distinguished over and over again weeping at the stroke of midnight on a lawn in Graniteville.
A gigantic weasel has now and then been distinguished taking a rest at the dining table in a Graniteville mobile home staring.
The phantom of a gentleman gripping a sword is from time to time spotted hiding a dead body by a sizeable rock in Barre Downtown Historic District at midnight.
A Velociraptor is rumored to have been spotted on frequent occasions at night floating down on Baker Brook.
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The oldest of the three vampire brothers came home late on evening with a big smile and blood stains on his face.
- Where have you been? Asked his brothers.
- You see that town over there, I went there and satisfied my thirst for blood.
The next night the middle brother came home with blood stains and a big smile.
- Where did you go brother? Asked his brothers.
- You see that farm over there, I went there and satisfied my thirst for blood.
The next night the youngest brother came home with blood on his face and a big bump on his head.
- Where have you been brother, asked his brothers.
- You see that stone wall over there, I didn't see that.
What do these two have in common the letter ''A'' and the word ''noon''?
Both of them are in the middle of the ''day''.
A street bum came up to Arthur in the supermarket parking lot.
- Hey man, you got 5 bucks for food?
- Sorry I'm all out of change but I ust bought some beer, I'll give you a bottle if you want.
- Thanks man, I appreciate it but I don't drink.
- Oh, ok, well how about a smoke?
- Nah, I don't smoke either.
- Oh, ok well, I'll tell you what I'll do, I'm going out to the race track tomorrow and I got a tip, I'll put 10 bucks on the horse in your name.
- That's really kind of you sir but I don't gamble.
- No kidding, ok come home with me then, my wife's making dinner right now.
- I'd love that sir.
After geting home Arthur says:
- Gertrude honey I'm home, look I brought a guest for dinner. I want you to see what happens to people who don't drink, smoke or gamble.
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