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These are some lies we made up about Grand Isle.
A colossal ground hog has supposedly been perceived on numerous occasions staring at an old man sleeping on a couch in a home in Grand Isle.
The ghost of a gentleman with half his head missing may frequently be perceived hiding a body by a large boulder in Grand Isle State Park before sunrise. Local people declare that this ghost may be the soul of a resident who passed on here in Grand Isle in the past.
A beheaded woman may be spotted time and again by The Gut trying to verbalize something.
A colossal opossum is occasionally perceived struggling to capture something in La Roche Reef around midnight.
A Triceratops may every so often be observed in an autopart store in the Grand Isle neighborhood.
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Ghost Sightings From Grand Isle
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Ghost Sightings From Grand Isle
Acme electric home repair service had just hired Arthur as an electrician, his first assignment was to fix an old lady's doorbell. He came back after an hour and told his boss:
- Well, I went over there and I must have rang the doorbell at least 20 times but no one opened so I left.
When the small town built a new bridge they installed a traffic counter to monitor traffic flow. The counter was getting close to the million mark, so they thought it would be a good idea to greet the millionth car an give him a prize. The counter read 999,999 and the sheriff and the mayor was standing by for the next car and here it came.
- Congratulations sir, you are the 1,000,000 th car to cross this bridge, you win $1,000.
- Wow a thousand bucks, yippie, I'm gonna go to driving school with that money and get myself one of them drivers licenses said Arthur.
- Don't listen to him, said his wife Gertrude in the passenger seat, he's drunk.
- I told you we wouldn't get far in a stolen car, said Delbert from the backseat.
Doctor Rueprecht, can you help my son, he thinks he's a chicken
- A chicken? That's odd, said Doctor Rueprecht, how long has he been believing he's a chicken?
- About a year now.
- A whole year? Why did you wait this long to see me? Asked the doctor.
- Well doctor, we're saving a lot of money on eggs.
Arthur: -Who won the skeleton beauty contest?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -No body.
Dad, I think I'm old enough to drive the car.
- Yes son, you are. But the car isn't.
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