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These are some lies we made up about Granby.
The extraterrestrial crew member of an alien spaceship was distinguished clutching a headbone in Applelon Brook.
An extraterrestrial from the Moon appeared at the stroke of midnight studying Buzzell Gap in detail.
A giant wombat was observed around midnight crawling out of Granby Bog covered in filth.
The ghost of a gentleman hauling a sword was seen on the summit of Adden Mountain at midnight viewing the scenery. Further stories of this phantom have been reported. Regardless of what, it's a frightening ghost that is preferably not interrupted.
An alien from another galaxy has regularly been perceived in Victory State Forest very late at night climbing a high tree.
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Ghost Sightings From Granby
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Ghost Sightings From Granby
What's the difference between your mother-in-law and Bigfoot?
One of them stinks, is covered in hair, weighs 900 pounds. The other one has big feet.
Arthur and Delbert had kidnapped the wife of a very wealthy man.
They sent the hostage to collect the ransom.
What do you call a hippie's wife?
Mississippi.
A fish walks into a bar.
The bartender says: -Sorry, we don't serve fish in here.
As Arthur was trying to pack for vacation, his 3-year-old Arthur Jr. was having a wonderful time playing on the bed. At one point, he said, ''Daddy, look at my fingers'' Trying to keep him happy and entertained, He reached out and stuck his fingers in his mouth and said, ''Daddy's eating your fingers!'' He was pretending to eat them. Then he had to rush out of the room again. When he returned, Junior was standing on the bed staring at his fingers with a devastated look on the face. I said, ''What's wrong?'' ''Daddy Daddy, where's my booger?''.
Mom, can I go outside and watch the solar eclipse?
- Yes dear but don't go too close.
Arthur and Delbert were fishing and they caught a huge fish.
- Wow Arthur, that's a big one, how do we kill it.
- I know Delbert, let's drown it.
A Nightcrawler gentleman was out for a walk on a fine day and met a pretty looking Nightcrawler lady.
- Good day Mr. Nightcrawler, said the lady, would you like to come back to my place?
- I would love to mam, but aren't you married?
- Oh don't worry, my husband went fishing.
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