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The ghost of a youthful lady wearing a bloody prom dress is known to have been noticed on many occasions in Grafton State Forest at night digging a crack in the ground.
A beheaded female can now and then be noticed in Acton Brook hauling a cranium.
A space alien has repeatedly been observed up on the top of Acton Hill sniveling.
The ghost of an adolescent girl is repeatedly witnessed in Atcherson Hollow very late at night gazing. A lot of local residents declare this spirit can be the soul of a local person who passed on here in Grafton many years ago.
The extraterrestrial technician of an extraterrestrial spacecraft has supposedly been perceived on several instances in South Windham Village Historic District very late at night covering a cadaver by a big boulder.
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Ghost Sightings From Grafton
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Ghost Sightings From Grafton
Arthur, why do you always walk around with your hands in your pockets?
- Well Delbert, uhm, it's kinda embarrassing but ok, I'll tell you. My fingers are different length and I have a complex about that.
In the woods, Arthur's wife Gertrude went into labor in the middle of the night, and Doctor Rueprecht was called out to the delivery. To keep the nervous father-to-be busy, the doctor handed him a lantern and said, ''Here, you hold this high so I can see what I'm doing'' Soon, a baby boy was brought into the world. ''Check it out Arthur!'' said Dr. Rueprecht ''Don't be in a rush to put the lantern down. I think there's another one to come.'' Sure enough, within minutes he had delivered another little baby. ''No, no, don't be in a great hurry to be putting down that lantern, young man. It seems there's yet another one besides'' said the doctor. Arthur was in bewilderment, and asked Dr. Rueprecht: ''Do you think it's the light that's attracting them?''.
How did Arthur get killed ironing curtains ?
- He fell out of the window.
Arthur comes home to find his wife Gertrude in bed with another man. ''What are you doing'' he yells.
The wife whispers to her lover: ''I told you he was stupid!''.
Why on earth did you shave your neck Arthur?
-Oops, must have put my shirt on backwards.
As Arthur was trying to pack for vacation, his 3-year-old Arthur Jr. was having a wonderful time playing on the bed. At one point, he said, ''Daddy, look at my fingers'' Trying to keep him happy and entertained, He reached out and stuck his fingers in his mouth and said, ''Daddy's eating your fingers!'' He was pretending to eat them. Then he had to rush out of the room again. When he returned, Junior was standing on the bed staring at his fingers with a devastated look on the face. I said, ''What's wrong?'' ''Daddy Daddy, where's my booger?''.
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