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These are some lies we made up about Glover.
An extraterrestrial from planet Pluto has once in a while been seen seeking an object in a canoe on Baker Pond.
The ghost of a mailman is occasionally observed hovering beside a shady road near Glover. Local people declare that this ghost enjoys frightening foolhardy folks who are fearless enough to upset the serenity in Glover. In any case, this ghost unquestionably is frightening; one that should be shunned.
A gigantic hamster is known to have been perceived on frequent occasions gulping motor oil at Crystal Lake Dam around midnight.
A space man from another planet was made out dispatching a postcard at a Glover post office.
A womanly body came into sight burying a corpse by a large rock in Crystal Lake State Park late in the night. This particular spirit has been witnessed very often in this area. One of the local residents confidently asserts that this ghost loves frightening foolish folks who come looking for ghosts in Glover.
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Ghost Sightings From Glover
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Ghost Sightings From Glover
- Ok now, what's your name.
- Arthur without a ''Z'' mam.
- There's no ''Z'' in ''Arthur'' sir.
That's right mam.
Arthur was down by the docks throwing bricks into the water. Every time he threw a brick he would look down into the water and curse. He did this for a very long time until Delbert came up to him.
- What are you doing? Asked Delbert.
- No matter how many times I throw one of these rectangular bricks into the water I keep getting circles.
Arthur was not familiar with the area and I couldn't find the I-80 so he took the I-40 twice.
Arthur had gone down to the corner bar for a couple of drinks, but it ended up being a bit more than that. At closing time he had had so much to drink that he couldn't even walk to the door.
He crawled out the door and sat down on the sidewalk outside thinking that if he waits a bit he'll be sober enough to walk home.
He waited about an hour and tried to get up but couldn't.
Oh well, he thought, I can't sit here all night, I'll just crawl home.
It took him a while to crawl home but he finally made it. He crawled into his house and up the stairs and into bed and fell asleep.
The next morning Arthur's wife Gertrude woke him up and said.
- Honey, they called from the corner bar and want to know when you're going to pick up your wheelchair.
Arthur was driving through the desert when suddenly his car stopped. He opened the hood but couldn't find anything wrong. After a while a black horse showed up.
- Fuel filter … fuel filter ... fuel filter, said the horse.
Fuel filter huh? Said Arthur.
He checked his fuel filter and it was clogged. He cleared it enough to get the car started again. He gave the horse a candy bar he had in the car as thanks and went on his way. A few miles down the road he pulled in for some gas and he told the gas station attendant the whole incredible story about the black horse and the fuel filter.
Well son, you were lucky that black horse came along, said the gas station attendant, there's a white horse around that area too but he doesn't know diddly doo about cars.
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