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These are some lies we made up about Gilman.
The ghost of an old witch has now and then been spotted studying the view from the peak of Beede Mountain on a dark night. No matter what folks utter, it indisputably is a bloodcurdling spirit that you shouldn't go trying to find.
The extraterrestrial technician of an unidentified flying object is rumored to have been made out on a handful of instances yelling names of people in Forest Lake State Park very late at night.
An alien vacationer from another part of the galaxy can occasionally be seen turning toward the viewer in Carpenter Brook.
A giant bunny was observed in Hastings Swamp at the stroke of midnight trying to dump a cadaver.
A gentleman with a big hole through his upper body was spotted hurling boulders into Oak Hill Reservoir after midnight. This exact ghost has been perceived very often in this zone. One thing's for sure, this is a horrible ghost that should be shunned.
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Ghost Sightings From Gilman
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Ghost Sightings From Gilman
Hey Arthur, do did you go waterskiing on your vacation like you had planned?
- No Delbert, I couldn't find a lake with a slope.
Arthur and Delbert went to see a ventriloquist show. The show was very funny and consisted mainly of Arthur and Delbert jokes, one funnier than the other. At first Arthur and Delbert didn't mind but the longer the show went on the angrier they got. Finally Arthur couldn’t take it any more and stood up and said in a loud voice.
- Enough already, these jokes are very offensive and Delbert and I demand an apology.
The ventriloquist felt ashamed of his insulting jokes and said, - I do apologize from the bottom of my heart, I didn't want to offend anyone. From now on I will not use Arthur and Delbert jokes in my show.
- I'm not talking to you, said Arthur. I'm talking to that little bastard sitting on your lap.
What do you call a hippie's wife?
Mississippi.
So Arthur, you have any recommendations from previous employer?
- Yes sir, he recommended that I go find a new job.
Knock Knock
Who's there!
Sit!
Sit who?
Sit down and be quiet !.
Douglas was on a first date with a girl he had just met and took her to a nice restaurant. When he saw the menu he was shocked by the high prices, so he said:
- Ok, fatso, what would you like to eat?.
Hey Arthur, long time no see. Oh my god, what happened to you, you've lost your hand. How did that happen?
Well Delbert, no biggie really, tiger bit it off.
Oh ok, what are you looking for here on the street anyway Arthur?
Well, Delbert, I'm looking for a second hand store.
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