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These are some lies we made up about Gaysville.
A space alien from another solar system can often be distinguished poking around in mailboxes around midnight in Gaysville.
A Plateosaurus can be witnessed repeatedly pulling a cadaver from the cold water of Bartlett Brook in the early morning hours.
An extremely large porpoise has now and then been perceived redistributing orbs about in Stockbridge Gap very late at night.
A female devoid of a head is known to have been spotted on many occasions glancing at the view from the summit of Bull Hill late at night. A local resident argues that this ghost is that of a person who dwelled here in Gaysville long ago. Regardless of what, this is an intimidating phantom that should be steered clear of.
An enormous cow can once in a while be distinguished appearing frightening in a sail boat on Kent Pond.
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Ghost Sightings From Gaysville
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Arthur was an experiencd pilot and had been warned that the runway they were landing on was very short so he was being extra careful. When the plane approached the runway it seemed even shorter than he had imagined. But he was a good pilot and he knew he could do this. He went down extra slow and touched the ground right at the edge of the runway. He applied maximum brakes, things were flying around in the cabin and the passengers were screaming in panic. But Arthur got the plane to stop an inch from the other edge of the runway. He turned to his co-pilot Delbert and said:
- That was the shortest runway I have ever seen in my whole life.
- Yeah, said Delbert, and look how wide it is.
Three idiots were out for a walk and saw some mysterious tracks on the ground.
- I think it's a deer, said Arthur
- No, said Delbert, it's definitely a mountain lion.
Douglas was just about to say something when they all got hit by the train.
Acme electric home repair service had just hired Arthur as an electrician, his first assignment was to fix an old lady's doorbell. He came back after an hour and told his boss:
- Well, I went over there and I must have rang the doorbell at least 20 times but no one opened so I left.
Her vocabulary was as bad as, as hmmm , never mind.
Do you smoke Arthur? Asked Doctor Rueprecht.
- No.
- That's too bad, it would have done you good to quit.
Arthur was taing a cruise. The cruise ship was passing a tiny island and Arthur noticed a man with a beard and torn clothes waving hysterically to the ship.
- Captain! There's a man on that island!
Oh, yeah that guy, said the captain, he's always so happy to see us, he waves like that every time we pass by.
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