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These are some lies we made up about Florence.
An extraterrestrial from another part of the galaxy was noticed in Whipple Hollow at midnight discussing into the thin air.
The ghost of a gentleman with demonic signs carved into his foot was distinguished climbing out from a storm drain on a Florence avenue in the early morning hours before sunrise. The ghost reacted to the viewer.
The alien mechanic of an unidentified flying object has regularly been seen drifting by on Clarendon River late in the night.
A space invader from planet Venus is often observed downing water from Center Rutland Falls at midnight.
The ghost of a badly mangled huntsman pulling a dead coyote has supposedly been witnessed on a handful of instances at Warner Cove late at night staring down into the water.
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Ghost Sightings From Florence
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Ghost Sightings From Florence
Arthur: -When you fall off a ladder, what would you fall against?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -Against your will.
Hey Arthur, how did the job interview go, did they call you back?
- No Delbert, I don't know what happened, it all went so well until the very end when they asked me if I have any questions.
- Well what did you ask them?
- I asked them if they file charges.
When the small town built a new bridge they installed a traffic counter to monitor traffic flow. The counter was getting close to the million mark, so they thought it would be a good idea to greet the millionth car an give him a prize. The counter read 999,999 and the sheriff and the mayor was standing by for the next car and here it came.
- Congratulations sir, you are the 1,000,000 th car to cross this bridge, you win $1,000.
- Wow a thousand bucks, yippie, I'm gonna go to driving school with that money and get myself one of them drivers licenses said Arthur.
- Don't listen to him, said his wife Gertrude in the passenger seat, he's drunk.
- I told you we wouldn't get far in a stolen car, said Delbert from the backseat.
Arthur! what is that awful smell? It stinks to high heaven, did you poop your pants or something?
- Don’t be silly Delbert, I'm 35 years old, of course I didn’t soil my pants!
- No Arthur, it's coming from your pants, you must have pooped your pants! Let me check your pants man!
- I certainly did not soil my pants, but if you must check then go ahead.
-Alright Arthur, I'll check your pants...(checking pants)....- #$%@&#% this is disgusting, your pants are full of poop, you did poop your pants man!
Yes Delbert, but that was yesterday.
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