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These are some lies we made up about Ferrisburg.
The alien crew member of an alien spaceship is now and then perceived walking a Pit Bull in the early morning hours on a shadowy Ferrisburg residential road.
An ET from Pluto can sometimes be perceived staring through home windows in Ferrisburg at night.
A gentleman with a knife in his head was spotted tossing chunks of concrete in the center of Dead Creek. This is one of those phantoms that is spotted very often nearby. Some of the locals claim this ghost is most likely the stressed ghost of a local person who used to have a house here in Ferrisburg. One thing's for certain, it is certainly a terrifying ghost that you shouldn't go searching for.
The spirit of a mailman showed up in Ferrisburg Municipal Forest very late at night gathering firewood. The witness ran off immediately after she saw the ghost. In any event, this spirit undoubtedly is menacing; one that should be kept away from.
A gentleman's body having the head of a lizard was distinguished looking at the water by Callery Dam after midnight. The ghost unmoved that there was someone other present.
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Ghost Sightings From Ferrisburg
Arthur and Gertrude had a car accident while driving to a church to get married. Now they are both together again in heaven. They really want to get married , so they discussed their need with St. Peter who promised to help them out. However, they haven't heard from him for 10 years. After 20 years has passed he came to them with a priest. They finally got married and lived happily together for 5 years. Arthur came to see St. Peter asking if he could help him since the marriage was not going well. He asked him ''could you help us get divorce?'' St. Peter answered, ''Are you kidding?!! It took me twenty years to find a priest up here. How am I gonna find you a lawyer?'' .
What's the difference between your mother-in-law and Bigfoot?
One of them stinks, is covered in hair, weighs 900 pounds. The other one has big feet.
Boss! There's a man here, he says it’s about a bill.
- Uhoh! Tell him I'm not here, tell him I'm sick today or something.
- Ok, boss.
A bit later.
- Is he gone?
Yes boss, he said don’t worry, he'll come back and pay the bill next month instead.
Hey Delbert, if you can guess exactly how many oranges are in this bag you can have all five of them.
Gertrude was at the mall shopping and picked out a very expensive dress.
- Ok I'll take this one, and could you please deliver it to me. And make sure you first take it to the neighbors house accidentally with the price tag in plain sight.
Delbert the farm worker went to pick up Arthur the farmer at the airport.
- Did anything unusual happen while I was gone Delbert?
- No, Arthur, nothing unusual.
- What's that in the back of the truck?
- The burned pigs.
- Burned pigs?
- Yes the barn burned down Arthur.
- The barn burned down?
- Yes, it was ignited by the burning house.
- The house burned down too?
- Yes, one of the candles fell over.
- Candles? What candles?
- The ones by your wife's coffin.
- My wife's coffin? Gertrude died!!?
- Yes, Gertrude fell off the roof.
- What was she doing on the roof?
- She was drunk.
- Well, that's nothing unusual.
- Right Arthur like I said, nothing unusual happened. .
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