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These are some lies we made up about Fairlee.
An enormous ground hog was distinguished terrifying folks in Orford Street Historic District at night.
The spirit of a coal-miner emerged rearranging orbs around by Reeds Marsh. The onlooker got scared and escaped. If you listen to the locals, this phantom is the tormented spirit of a long dead Fairlee local.
A Pterodactyl was distinguished fly fishing from the shore of Bog Pond before sunrise.
An alien from another galaxy has often been spotted staggering through a residence near Fairlee.
An extremely large ibex is frequently distinguished by Archertown Brook going berserk.
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Ghost Sightings From Fairlee
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Ghost Sightings From Fairlee
Why are you walking in the middle of the road Arthur?
- I'm scared of the wild flowers on the sides Delbert.
Arthur, Delbert, and Douglas were swimming away from Alcatraz. Arthur is struggling at the halfway point and remembers his wife Gertrude, he musters up the strength to continue. Delbert at the halfway point remembers where he hid his millions and has the strength to make it. Douglas makes it to the half way point and decides, It's not worth it and swims back.
Arthur was taing a cruise. The cruise ship was passing a tiny island and Arthur noticed a man with a beard and torn clothes waving hysterically to the ship.
- Captain! There's a man on that island!
Oh, yeah that guy, said the captain, he's always so happy to see us, he waves like that every time we pass by.
In the woods, Arthur's wife Gertrude went into labor in the middle of the night, and Doctor Rueprecht was called out to the delivery. To keep the nervous father-to-be busy, the doctor handed him a lantern and said, ''Here, you hold this high so I can see what I'm doing'' Soon, a baby boy was brought into the world. ''Check it out Arthur!'' said Dr. Rueprecht ''Don't be in a rush to put the lantern down. I think there's another one to come.'' Sure enough, within minutes he had delivered another little baby. ''No, no, don't be in a great hurry to be putting down that lantern, young man. It seems there's yet another one besides'' said the doctor. Arthur was in bewilderment, and asked Dr. Rueprecht: ''Do you think it's the light that's attracting them?''.
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