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These are some lies we made up about Fair Haven.
A headless man may regularly be spotted going bananas down near the water at Lake Bomoseen. Any which way, it sure is a bloodcurdling ghost that you wouldn't wish to meet at the stroke of midnight.
A lady with her head and both arms cut off can be witnessed repeatedly at midnight fluttering over Beaver Meadow.
A massive gnu has every now and then been witnessed looking at the water by Carver Falls Dam late at night.
An armed forces outfit wandering around without a body in it is once in a while observed before dawn heading a lead trip of The Great Ledge to a crowd of ghosts. Residents here argue that this ghost is the ghost of a vacationer that was killed while journeying through Fair Haven a long time ago. In any event, this phantom indisputably is bloodcurdling; one that you shouldn't go searching for.
The ghost of a civil war combatant has purportedly been observed on a handful of occasions hanging in the air like a helium balloon in
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Fair Haven.
A massive cheetah can every now and then be observed in a store in the Fair Haven area.
A very large hyena was perceived observing the view from the highest spot of Bartholomew Hill on a dark night.
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Ghost Sightings From Fair Haven
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Ghost Sightings From Fair Haven
Arthur: -Why do church bells never send e-mails?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -They'd rather give each other a ring.
When the small town built a new bridge they installed a traffic counter to monitor traffic flow. The counter was getting close to the million mark, so they thought it would be a good idea to greet the millionth car an give him a prize. The counter read 999,999 and the sheriff and the mayor was standing by for the next car and here it came.
- Congratulations sir, you are the 1,000,000 th car to cross this bridge, you win $1,000.
- Wow a thousand bucks, yippie, I'm gonna go to driving school with that money and get myself one of them drivers licenses said Arthur.
- Don't listen to him, said his wife Gertrude in the passenger seat, he's drunk.
- I told you we wouldn't get far in a stolen car, said Delbert from the backseat.
Arthur was blind, Delbert was deaf, Douglas was in a wheel-chair and they were out for a walk in the woods and came to a mysterious looking cave. There was a sign that said ''Enter this cave and a single wish of yours will come true''.
Arthur went in first, he came out ecstatic.
- I can see, I can see, hooray!
Delbert went in.
- I can hear, I can hear, he exclaimed happily.
- Douglas went next. After a while he came out and said
- Look guys, new wheels!.
Mom, can I go outside and watch the solar eclipse?
- Yes dear but don't go too close.
What's the difference between a coward and a careful person?
A coward is someone else, a careful person is yourself.
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