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These are some lies we made up about Fairfield.
A space alien can occasionally be perceived in Saint Albans Municipal Forest late at night hunting with a bow and arrow.
The ghost of a farmer in a farmer hat is frequently perceived around midnight studying Buck Hollow in detail.
A gargantuan gorilla is known to have been spotted on frequent instances at Fairfield Swamp Dam before sunrise taking pleasure in the view.
A young girl having on a bloody prom dress may often be made out talking into the thin air as if someone else was near. Whatever people utter, it's a frightening ghost that you do not want to run into late at night.
Aristotle may be seen very often looking scary up on the top of Aldis Hill.
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Ghost Sightings From Fairfield
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Ghost Sightings From Fairfield
How did Arthur die from drinking milk?
- The cow sat down.
Hey Delbert, I've got an idea that'll make us rich, we're gonna forge ten dollar bills?
How are we going to do that Arthur?
- You take a hundred dollar bill and put whiteout over the second zero, see you can't tell the difference.
Arthur was talking to a guy in a bar on the top floor of a skyscraper.
- You know, said the guy, I've been looking at the way the wind blows around this building and I think that if you jump out that window right there the air currents will take you down safely and put you softly on your feet on the sidewalk right in front of the building.
- That's impossible, said Arthur, can't be done.
No I'm pretty sure, let me prove it to you, said the guy and jumped out the window.
A few minutes later he showed up in the elevator without a scratch.
- Wow, that's the most incredible thing I've ever seen, I have to try that too, said Arthur and jumped out the window.
The bartender looks up and says: - That was not very nice Superman.
Arthur and Delbert were fishing and they caught a huge fish.
- Wow Arthur, that's a big one, how do we kill it.
- I know Delbert, let's drown it.
Why is a fat girl like a moped?
They're both fun until your friends see you.
What's the best way to kill a wasp?
You chase it under the bed, then you saw off the legs of the bed.
Monday morning Arthur started his new job as a lumberjack and his boss was instructing him.
- With this chainsaw you can cut down 50 trees a day.
On Friday afternoon his boss went over to him to see how many trees he had cut down in his first week.
- Well sir, five so far but I'm starting to get the hang of it.
- Five!!, what the hell is wrong with you? the boss yelled and picked up the chainsaw to show him how to cut down a tree.
He started the saw and Arthur jumped up in the air.
- Aaahhh! What is that noise?.
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