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These are some lies we made up about Fairfax.
The spirit of a youthful lady drenched in blood is repeatedly spotted waving to cars by the side of a murky road right next door to Fairfax.
The martian navigator of an alien spaceship has allegedly been observed on one or two instances checking out Buck Hollow in detail late in the night.
The phantom of an old hag may often be spotted by Fairfax Falls Dam at midnight looking at the water. Regardless of what, this ghost undeniably is menacing; one that is rather not interrupted.
A woman's body having a donkey's head can be perceived often dispatching a parcel at a Fairfax post office.
A space alien from planet Pluto has once in a while been seen in Saint Albans Municipal Forest at night axing down a giant tree.
A space man from another solar system is sometimes made out by Beaver Brook howling.
A semi decomposed human cadaver has been said to have been distinguished on one or two instances up on Bald Hill looking.
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Ghost Sightings From Fairfax
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Ghost Sightings From Fairfax
Arthur and Delbert were watching a movie.
- Hey, I bet you 10 bucks the hero kills all the bad guys and gets the girl.
- You're on, said Delbert.
The hero killed all the bad guys and got the girl in the end so Delbert owed Arthur 10 bucks.
- Naah, man, keep the money, I feel bad. I've seen the movie before so I knew how it would end.
- Yeah I've seen it too but I didn't think it would end the same way twice.
Arthur was taing a cruise. The cruise ship was passing a tiny island and Arthur noticed a man with a beard and torn clothes waving hysterically to the ship.
- Captain! There's a man on that island!
Oh, yeah that guy, said the captain, he's always so happy to see us, he waves like that every time we pass by.
Gertrude was at the mall shopping and picked out a very expensive dress.
- Ok I'll take this one, and could you please deliver it to me. And make sure you first take it to the neighbors house accidentally with the price tag in plain sight.
Arthur had been a car mechanic ever since he dropped out of high school, he died young at the age of 34. When he met Saint Peter at the gates of heaven he asked:
- Saint Peter, why did you let me die so young?
- Well now Arthur, based on how many hours you've been charging your customers according to your accounting records you are 95 years old.
An American lawyer went hiking with his Czech associates. Unfortunately, they met with a couple of bears, a female and a male. The lawyer was quick and climbed up the tree. His Czech was not lucky. The male bear swallowed him whole. After a while the bears left, the lawyer quickly went into town to get the police. They came back into the woods, found the two bears sitting under a tree. The lawyer told the police ''There that's the one, the male on the right.'' The police then aimed his gun and shot the female. The lawyer was confused, so he shouted ''What the heck are you shooting the female one for?''. The police replied ''''Would YOU believe a lawyer who told you that the Czech was in the Male?'' .
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