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These are some lies we made up about Eden Mills.
An extraterrestrial vacationer from another part of the galaxy has purportedly been seen on frequent instances on the apex of Bean Mountain around midnight viewing the vista.
A guy's body having the head of a goat can sometimes be noticed studying Devils Gap in detail at night.
A space alien from deep space has regularly been noticed fluttering over Beaver Meadow in the early morning hours before sunrise.
Socrates is regularly perceived in an Eden Mills area grocery store, walking the aisles.
An enormous vicuna has allegedly been noticed on frequent instances reading a newsletter by Beaver Meadow Brook.
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Ghost Sightings From Eden Mills
Arthur called the airline:
- Hello, if I take the 10:23 flight from JFK to LAX how long will it take to get there?
- One moment sir.
- Wow! That fast! Thanks, said Arthur and hung up.
The mood was depressed at the brewery. Arthur, one of the most senior workers had drowned in the big beer tank.
- Did he suffer much? Asked his widow Gertrude sobbing.
- I don’t think so mam. He climbed out three times to go to the bathroom before he died.
Arthur: -Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -Because he had no guts.
A sailor and a pirate are talking in a bar.
- Wow, said the sailor, you really have it all. Wooden leg, hand hook, eye patch. How did you loose your leg?
- Har, I fell overboard in a battle and a shark bit off my leg.
- Whoo, sounds painful, how about your hand how did you lose that?
- Har, har. It was cut off by an enemies sword during battle.
- Wow, and how about your eye, how did you lose your eye?
- Har, that happened when a mosquito flew into my eye, har.
- A mosquito in the eye, how could you lose an eye from that?
- Har Har, it was my first day with the hook, har.
Farmer Arthur's mother-in-law had been kicked to death by the farmer's mule.
A big crowd showed up for the funeral. She must have been very popular said the minister.
They're all here to buy the Mule said Arthur.
What's the difference between a coward and a careful person?
A coward is someone else, a careful person is yourself.
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