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These are some lies we made up about Eden.
The phantom of a young-looking air force pilot has been noticed on a few instances looking angrily at the eye witness on the water's edge of Belvidere Pond. According to what the people who live here declare, this ghost loves frightening folks who come trying to find ghosts in Eden.
A woman with a sea-green face can repeatedly be observed looking over Lanpher Meadow in the early morning hours. People here who have spotted this ghost declare this ghost can be the soul of a person who lived here who passed away here in Eden in the past.
An ET can be perceived frequently trying to locate a hat beside a parked vehicle in an Eden parking lot before sunrise.
A gentleman having an axe in his head has sometimes been spotted hauling a dead body across the ground in Averys Gore State Wildlife Management Area in the early morning hours before sunrise.
The martian mechanic of an extraterrestrial spacecraft is from time to time made out heaving boulders into the flowing water at Basin Brook very late at night.
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Ghost Sightings From Eden
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Arthur was at the gates of heaven. Saint Peter asked him what good deeds he had done in his life.
- Well that was that one time I confronted a gang of bikers that was harassing an old lady. I spat their leader in the face and pushed over his mototcycle.
- Wow ! said Saint Peter, that's really brave and noble, when did do that?
- Well, about two minutes ago. .
Nancy: Meet my baby brother!
Jenny: How cute! What's his name?
Nancy: I don't know. I don't understand a word he says.
Doctor Rueprecht the gynecologist had decided to change his career and become a mechanic. So he signed up for evening classes and learned all he could. When time for the exam approached, he prepared carefully for weeks, and completed the exam. When the results came back, he was surprised to find that he had obtained 150%. Fearing an error, he called the instructor, and asked him about the mark. The instructor said, ''During the exam, you took the engine apart perfectly, which was worth 50% of the total mark. You put the engine back together again perfectly, which is also worth 50% of the mark. I gave you an extra 50% because you did all of it THROUGH the muffler?? .
How do you confuse an idiot?
- Don't know?
- Four. . . . Are you confused?.
YOU'RE LYING ! said the police interrogator to Arthur.
- No, I swear I was out of town the last two days of February.
- That's impossible! the last two days of February do not exist.
Arthur and his wife Gertrude was out for a romantic walk.
- Watch out Gertrude, dog poop, don’t step in it.
- Nah, that doesn’t look like dog poop. But I wonder what it could be. I'm curious, could you smell it dear and tell me what it is.
- Hmm, smells like dog poop to me.
- I'm not convinced dear, could you please touch it.
- Ok dear, for you anything. ... Well it does feel like dog poop
- I'm still not quite convinced dear, could you please taste it and tell me what it is.
- No Gertrude, can we just leave this thing behind us and move on not knowing what it is please?
- No Arthur, I really want to know what that is, now take a big bit out of it and tell me what it is.
Ok, ok, for you my dear anything...
Arthur takes a bite, chews it well.
-Aaahhh!!! &*$#@#$%!!! This is disgusting !!! It's definitely dog poop, no doubt about it.
- Lucky we didn't step in it then Arthur.
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