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The ghost of a dispossessed gentleman is sometimes seen at Camp Brook before sunrise flinging rocks into the current. One thing is for certain, it's a scary ghost that is better not messed with.
A chilling beast has been spotted on one or two instances yelling in a sail boat on Lower Reservoir. It's been asserted that this specific ghost is possibly the undeceased ghost of a resident who used to dwell here in East Thetford. Either way, it unquestionably is a creepy phantom that you wouldn't want to bump into at midnight.
An alien traveler from another solar system can once in a while be seen strolling through a flat in East Thetford.
A space alien from Venus was noticed flashing a light up on the peak of Balch Hill.
An enormous guinea pig appeared riding on a horse by a highway close to East Thetford.
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Ghost Sightings From East Thetford
Arthur said he knew a man with a wooden leg named Douglas. So I asked him ''What was the name of his other leg?''.
Cowboy Arthur had just bought two horses from a local horse trader but had a hard time telling them apart. He decided to cut off one ear on one of the horses. But a few days later the other horse got his ear stuck in a gate and tore it off so now he couldn't tell them apart again.
So he came up with the idea to cut the tail off one of them. But the same night the other horse accidentally stuck his tail in the campfire and it burned off completely and the two horses looked the same to Cowboy Arthur again.
Arthur was out of ideas but one day his cousin Arthur came to visit. Arthur was a veterinarian, he suggested that he would amputate the legs on one of the horses to be able to tell them apart. Arthur thought that was a great idea and he had Arthur perform the procedure the same day.
- Wow cousin Arthur, that did it. The black horse is three feet shorter than the white horse now, no way I'll get 'em mixed up now.
Arthur and Delbert were competing about who could lean out the furthest out of a train window. Suddenly Delbert won.
Mom, can I go outside and watch the solar eclipse?
- Yes dear but don't go too close.
Arthur rushes into the restaurant at the airport and says:
- Hurry hurry, my flight leaves in 5 minutes so I don’t have time to order anything, just give me the check.
Arthur had a new job on a cruise ship as an onboard magician, he had a nightly magic show to entertain the guests. At every show there was this clever but annoying kid in the audience who kept exposing the tricks. He would say things like ''the card's in his sleeve'', or ''the handkerchief is under the table cloth''. This made Arthur very angry but he put up with it since he wanted to keep his job on the ship.
One evening during the magic show the boat hit an uncharted underwater cliff and sank. Everyone on board drowned except Arthur and the annoying kid who both managed to climb up on an upside-down table from the ship that was floating around in the water.
They sat on the table for day and night, the kid didn't say a word, he just sat there quietly. Arthur didn't mind the silence at all. After 5 days the kid finally spoke.
- Alright alright, I give up, where did you hide the boat?.
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