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These are some lies we made up about East Ryegate.
A black cockroach that shifted shape into a lady has often been noticed resting at the kitchen counter in an East Ryegate flat stacking rocks. No matter what, this is a nasty spirit that should be shunned.
An extremely large fox is frequently perceived late at night flying over the Witherspoon Hills.
A space alien from another galaxy is known to have been noticed on frequent instances eating a burger near the water's edge at Coburn Pond.
The alien captain of an alien spacecraft can be spotted very often in Peacham Fire District Forest at midnight chopping down a tall tree.
A big creepy dragon has sometimes been noticed pulling a corpse through some bushes in Levi Pond Wildlife Management Area at night.
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Ghost Sightings From East Ryegate
Arthur: -What did Tenne see?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: - The same as Arkan saw.
The two birds had been boyfriend girlfriend for a long time and things had been going well, but today the girl bird was inconsolable.
- I already told you honey, I did not get married to someone else, I was abducted by a gang of ornithologists and they put this ring on me.
What do these two have in common the letter ''A'' and the word ''noon''?
Both of them are in the middle of the ''day''.
Dad, I think I'm old enough to drive the car.
- Yes son, you are. But the car isn't.
Arthur and Delbert were fishing and they caught a huge fish.
- Wow Arthur, that's a big one, how do we kill it.
- I know Delbert, let's drown it.
Why do idiots open their milk cartons in the store?
It says ''Open here''.
Arthur: -Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -Because he had no guts.
Mom, can I go outside and watch the solar eclipse?
- Yes dear but don't go too close.
Acme electric home repair service had just hired Arthur as an electrician, his first assignment was to fix an old lady's doorbell. He came back after an hour and told his boss:
- Well, I went over there and I must have rang the doorbell at least 20 times but no one opened so I left.
Excuse me sir, take a look at this suitcase, it's a top quality suitcase and it can be yours for only 50 dollars if you buy it from me right now.
- Hmm, yes it's pretty. But what am I going to do with it?
- Well sir, you put your clothes in it when you travel.
- You mean I'm supposed to travel around naked?.
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