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These are some lies we made up about East Haven.
Napoleon Bonaparte has purportedly been witnessed on several instances flying across the East Haven Range in the early morning hours.
An extraterrestrial has repeatedly been perceived going crazy up on Bull Mountain.
A young-looking girl wearing a bloody wedding gown has been said to have been seen on numerous instances looking at people in an East Haven flat through a keyhole.
A woman with a blue-green face may frequently be distinguished in Darling State Forest on a dark night collecting sticks for a fire. Residents here who have noticed this phantom argue this phantom is that of a resident who settled here in East Haven some decades ago.
An alien explorer from the cosmos may be perceived repeatedly by Applelon Brook annihilating a bag.
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Ghost Sightings From East Haven
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Ghost Sightings From East Haven
The police pulled a car over, Arthur was sitting in the backseat.
- Arthur, you know better than to let an aardvark drive your car!
- Oh, this is not my car officer, I'm just hitch-hiking.
Arthur had accidentally locked his keys in the car. Luckily a police car just passed by and they could help Arthur get his family out of the car.
Gertrude went hunting and accidentally shot a man. She rushed him to Doctor Rueprecht and explained to him what had happened.
- He kept screaming ''I'm a deer, I'm a deer'' but I guess he was screaming ''I'm not a deer. I just got caught up in the excitement I guess and shot him thinking he was a deer. Tell me Doctor, is he going to make it?
- Well, said the doctor, his chances would have been better if you wouldn't have skinned him.
Arthur was waiting for his turn in the psychologists waiting room.
- Next! Said the psychologist loudly from his office as a patient walked out his door.
Arthur went into the psychologists office and said:
- Nobody ever notices me, it's like I'm not even there. It all started in my childhood when....
- NEXT!, said the psychologist again.
Arthur talks to a guy in a bar
- Hey you look familiar, didn’t I bump into you in Idaho once?
Maybe, but probably not because I've never been there.
Come to think of it I've never been to Idaho either, must have been two other people. But wait, have you ever been to Wyoming?
- No I haven't.
- Well then you might know my brother, he's never been to Wyoming either.
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