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These are some lies we made up about East Hardwick.
A woman ablaze, holding a gasoline container has allegedly been perceived on many occasions in East Hardwich Fire District Forest before sunrise hunting with a spear. Well, it indisputably is a frightening ghost that any sane person would not want to come across.
An ET from planet Saturn may repeatedly be spotted twinkling a kerosene lamp in Bayley-Hazen Military Monument before sunrise.
A space alien from another part of the galaxy may be noticed frequently gazing at the water by Caspian Lake Dam in the early morning hours.
The phantom of a young-looking air force pilot has from time to time been made out near the water at Birch Point screaming people's names. If you listen to what the locals allege, this ghost is the ghost of a traveler that was killed while traveling through East Hardwick some decades ago.
A very large gorilla is once in a while noticed watching the surroundings from the summit of Baker Hill very late at night.
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Don't worry son, said Arthur to his son. When I was your age I had a weak mind as well. But don't worry, it'll disappear completely as you get older.
Honey, Gertrude, I'm home . . . Oh my god, what's this mess?
- Oh Arthur honey, yesterday you asked me what exactly I do at home all day and today I didn’t do those things.
Arthur was applying for a job at the railroad.
- Ok, here's the scenario, said the interviewer, Two trains are travelling at 75 miles per hour towards each other on the same track, what do you do?
- I'd go and get my friend Delbert.
- Your friend? Why would you do that?
- He's never seen a train wreck before.
Arthur called Delbert on the phone:
- Please come over to my house and help me, I bought this cereal box that came with a free jig saw puzzle and I've been trying to put it together for a week now.
-Ok, said Delbert, I'll be right over.
When he got to Arthur's house Arthur took him to his kitchen table.
- Here it is, can you help me get this thing figured out?
Delbert looked at the table and asked: - Why is your table covered in cornflakes?.
Arthur had a new job as a life guard on the beach and his boss came to check up on him since it was his first day on the job.
- So how are things going so far Arthur?
- Oh, it's great, people are so friendly here, they keep waving to me from the water.
Arthur and Delbert were out in the woods hunting. Suddenly Arthur got some sort of seizure, started shaking and fell lifeless to the ground. Delbert didn't know what to do, he called 911 at once.
- Please help! My friend is dead I think, he looks dead but I'm not sure, what do I do?
- Ok sir, first of all make sure he's really dead.
- Ok, just a moment . . BANG ! (a gun is fired) . . Ok, he's dead for sure, now what?.
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