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The ghost of a young cowboy has allegedly been made out on a handful of occasions in Elm Brook State Wildlife Management Area late at night burying a corpse by a big rock. Lots of local residents allege this ghost gets pleasure from scaring foolhardy folks who dare to interrupt the silence in East Fairfield.
The martian mechanic of an alien spacecraft may regularly be perceived mid stream in Black Creek attempting to verbalize something.
An alien explorer from another planet may be distinguished very often up on the apex of Buck Mountain struggling to seize something.
A space alien from another galaxy is from time to time witnessed at Fairfield Swamp Dam in the early morning hours before sunrise flashing a lantern.
A space man has been made out on frequent instances late in the night studying Buck Hollow in detail.
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Arthur was an experiencd pilot and had been warned that the runway they were landing on was very short so he was being extra careful. When the plane approached the runway it seemed even shorter than he had imagined. But he was a good pilot and he knew he could do this. He went down extra slow and touched the ground right at the edge of the runway. He applied maximum brakes, things were flying around in the cabin and the passengers were screaming in panic. But Arthur got the plane to stop an inch from the other edge of the runway. He turned to his co-pilot Delbert and said:
- That was the shortest runway I have ever seen in my whole life.
- Yeah, said Delbert, and look how wide it is.
My dad built the Rocky Mountains!
Yeah, well, my dad killed the dead sea.
Why do sharks never attack lawyers?
Professional courtesy.
What do these two have in common the letter ''A'' and the word ''noon''?
Both of them are in the middle of the ''day''.
Arthur's mama's so poor she chases the garbage truck with a shopping list.
How much do you charge for a single room?
- $150 on the first floor, 130 on the second floor, and $110 on the third floor.
- Hmm, nah, doesn't sound good, I'll go somewhere else.
- Sir, do you think the prices too high?
- No, I think the hotel is too low.
Arthur and his wife Gertrude was out for a romantic walk.
- Watch out Gertrude, dog poop, don’t step in it.
- Nah, that doesn’t look like dog poop. But I wonder what it could be. I'm curious, could you smell it dear and tell me what it is.
- Hmm, smells like dog poop to me.
- I'm not convinced dear, could you please touch it.
- Ok dear, for you anything. ... Well it does feel like dog poop
- I'm still not quite convinced dear, could you please taste it and tell me what it is.
- No Gertrude, can we just leave this thing behind us and move on not knowing what it is please?
- No Arthur, I really want to know what that is, now take a big bit out of it and tell me what it is.
Ok, ok, for you my dear anything...
Arthur takes a bite, chews it well.
-Aaahhh!!! &*$#@#$%!!! This is disgusting !!! It's definitely dog poop, no doubt about it.
- Lucky we didn't step in it then Arthur.
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