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These are some lies we made up about East Dover.
A woman with larvae crawling out of her mouth has sometimes been noticed scaring people in Adams Brook.
The martian mechanic of an alien spaceship is every now and then observed at night soaring across Elwin Meadow.
A massive steer is known to have been observed on several instances in Molly Stark State Forest before dawn hunting with a spear.
Ludwig van Beethoven may now and then be spotted on the water's edge of Spruce Lake facing the observer.
The ghost of a lady with a knife in her head was spotted glancing at the sight from the highest spot of Central Mountain at the stroke of midnight. The spirit was consumed by the air after being made out.
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Ghost Sightings From East Dover
Arthur: -What will seven days of dieting do to you?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -They make one weak (week).
Arthur the Cannibal was having lunch with his friend Delbert the Cannibal.
- Delbert, I don't like my wife.
- At least eat your vegetables Arthur.
Arthur: -What is the difference between a fly and a mosquito?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: - A mosquito can fly but a fly cant mosquito.
Arthur!! Hurry up you're gonna be late for school!
- No no, I don't want to go, all the kids are so mean to me at school. They give me wedgies and flush my head in the toilet.
- Nonsense, it'll be fun once you get there.
- No no no, I don't want to, call them and tell them I'm sick please.
- No Arthur, you must go, you are the principal after all.
Hello, this is Arthur in room 234, I would like to order a wake-up call.
- Ok sir, when?
- Right now please. Thanks Bye. . Arthur hangs up.
Arthur's mama's so holy; she thinks nuns dress too provocatively.
I don't get it Arthur. The first day you painted 100 feet of fence, the second day 30 feet and today only 10 feet. What's wrong?
- Well boss, I have to walk further and further to the paint bucket every day.
Bigamy and monogamy is the same thing Delbert.
- How's that Arthur?
- One wife too many.
Knock Knock
Who's there!
Sit!
Sit who?
Sit down and be quiet !.
An American lawyer went hiking with his Czech associates. Unfortunately, they met with a couple of bears, a female and a male. The lawyer was quick and climbed up the tree. His Czech was not lucky. The male bear swallowed him whole. After a while the bears left, the lawyer quickly went into town to get the police. They came back into the woods, found the two bears sitting under a tree. The lawyer told the police ''There that's the one, the male on the right.'' The police then aimed his gun and shot the female. The lawyer was confused, so he shouted ''What the heck are you shooting the female one for?''. The police replied ''''Would YOU believe a lawyer who told you that the Czech was in the Male?'' .
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