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An extremely large skunk has sometimes been observed gripping a cranium on the water's edge of Emerald Lake.
A large creepy giant is occasionally distinguished scooping out a cavity in the ground in Emerald Lake State Forest in the early morning hours before sunrise.
An extraterrestrial explorer from another planet has supposedly been spotted on several instances walking along a murky road in close proximity to East Dorset.
A space alien from Saturn may every so often be distinguished slurping unleaded from a gasoline pump at a fueling station in East Dorset.
The ghost of a security guard with a bullet hole in his forehead was seen glancing at the view from the apex of Mount Aeolus late in the night. The onlooker became frightened and ran off. In any case, it's undeniably a frightening spirit that you wouldn't want to bump into late at night.
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Teacher: Today, we're going to talk about the tenses. Now, if I say ''I am beautiful,'' which tense is it?
Arthur Jr.: -Obviously it is the past tense.
Arthur: -Why is Otto the most common name in Minnesota?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: - There's only two letters to remember.
Arthur and his wife Gertrude was out for a romantic walk.
- Watch out Gertrude, dog poop, don’t step in it.
- Nah, that doesn’t look like dog poop. But I wonder what it could be. I'm curious, could you smell it dear and tell me what it is.
- Hmm, smells like dog poop to me.
- I'm not convinced dear, could you please touch it.
- Ok dear, for you anything. ... Well it does feel like dog poop
- I'm still not quite convinced dear, could you please taste it and tell me what it is.
- No Gertrude, can we just leave this thing behind us and move on not knowing what it is please?
- No Arthur, I really want to know what that is, now take a big bit out of it and tell me what it is.
Ok, ok, for you my dear anything...
Arthur takes a bite, chews it well.
-Aaahhh!!! &*$#@#$%!!! This is disgusting !!! It's definitely dog poop, no doubt about it.
- Lucky we didn't step in it then Arthur.
There were three men in a boat with four cigarettes but no matches, how did they manage to smoke?
- They threw one cigarette overboard and made the boat a cigarette lighter.
Knock Knock
Who's there!
Sit!
Sit who?
Sit down and be quiet !.
Gertrude went hunting and accidentally shot a man. She rushed him to Doctor Rueprecht and explained to him what had happened.
- He kept screaming ''I'm a deer, I'm a deer'' but I guess he was screaming ''I'm not a deer. I just got caught up in the excitement I guess and shot him thinking he was a deer. Tell me Doctor, is he going to make it?
- Well, said the doctor, his chances would have been better if you wouldn't have skinned him.
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