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The ghost of an old prospector with a sizeable mustache and a hook instead of his left hand came into sight in an apartment close to East Corinth. The arrival of the bystander frightened the ghost who then faded away. Some of the people who live here allege this ghost can be the spirit of a local person who died here in East Corinth some time ago.
The martian mechanic of a flying saucer was spotted trying to locate a picture under a parked car in an East Corinth parking lot after midnight.
The ghost of an aged female hauling a handgun was observed at midnight leading a conducted outing of Iras Pinnacle to a company of ghosts. The phantom mentioned avenging a homicide.
An alien from planet Jupiter is repeatedly made out after midnight glancing across Devils Den.
An ET from another solar system is rumored to have been perceived on several instances terrifying people in Bear Ridge Raceway at night.
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Ghost Sightings From East Corinth
Arthur and Delbert were fishing and they caught a huge fish.
- Wow Arthur, that's a big one, how do we kill it.
- I know Delbert, let's drown it.
An American lawyer went hiking with his Czech associates. Unfortunately, they met with a couple of bears, a female and a male. The lawyer was quick and climbed up the tree. His Czech was not lucky. The male bear swallowed him whole. After a while the bears left, the lawyer quickly went into town to get the police. They came back into the woods, found the two bears sitting under a tree. The lawyer told the police ''There that's the one, the male on the right.'' The police then aimed his gun and shot the female. The lawyer was confused, so he shouted ''What the heck are you shooting the female one for?''. The police replied ''''Would YOU believe a lawyer who told you that the Czech was in the Male?'' .
Little Arthur Junior was in the neighbors yard picking apples from a tree.
- What the hell you think you're doing kid!, The neighbor lady yelled as she came rushing out of her house.
-Stealing apples, little Arthur replied.
- Why you little #@%$& !!!, I'm going to tell your dad, where is he anyway?
- Up here mam, said a voice from the tree.
Douglas was desperate for a wife put an ad ''Wife Wanted''. The following day, a bunch of letters came. All saying ''You can have mine''.
Teacher: - Arthur please point to America on the map.
Arthur: -This is it.
Teacher: Well done. Now class, who found America?
Class: -Arthur did.
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