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A space invader from another solar system was made out at Allyn Brook late at night flinging bricks into the flow.
The martian technician of an alien spacecraft appeared at Echo Lake Dam very late at night verbalizing into the air.
A guy with the head of a beast was observed trying to find a woman up on the top of Bald Mountain. Frightened by the viewers the phantom departed into the darkness. Regardless of what folks verbalize, this is an unsympathetic ghost that you wouldn't wish to come across very late at night.
A sizeable scary monster has frequently been noticed browsing through a freezer in the kitchen of an East Charleston trailer after midnight.
A somewhat decayed human body is repeatedly seen howling next to the shore at Long Pond.
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Health advice by Doctor Rueprecht:
- If you eat an apple a day for 36500 days you will live to be 100.
Arthur: -How can you keep from getting a sharp pain in your eye when you drink chocolate milk?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: - Take the spoon out of the glass.
Teacher: - Arthur please point to America on the map.
Arthur: -This is it.
Teacher: Well done. Now class, who found America?
Class: -Arthur did.
If ''CON'' is the opposite of ''PRO'', what is the opposite of PROGRESS?.
Arthur had been a car mechanic ever since he dropped out of high school, he died young at the age of 34. When he met Saint Peter at the gates of heaven he asked:
- Saint Peter, why did you let me die so young?
- Well now Arthur, based on how many hours you've been charging your customers according to your accounting records you are 95 years old.
Arthur comes home to find his wife Gertrude in bed with another man. ''What are you doing'' he yells.
The wife whispers to her lover: ''I told you he was stupid!''.
Hey over here Arthur, it's me Delbert I'm here on the other side of the river!
- Oh yeah, how have you been, long time no see. How do I get to the other side of this river?
- Are you stupid or something? You ARE on the other side.
Arthur and Gertrude was taking a trip on a twin engine airplane when the captain came on the speaker.
- This is your captain speaking, one of our engines has stopped working. But we still have one good engine running so there's no need to panic.
Gertrude: - Well Arthur honey, I hope the other one doesn't quit on us, in that case we'll have to sit here all night.
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