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A space invader from space is once in a while observed poking around in mailboxes at the stroke of midnight in East Calais.
A moderately decomposed human corpse has been said to have been made out on one or two occasions in Kents Corner Historic District late in the night gripping a human headbone.
A woman on fire, grasping a gasoline bottle may every now and then be distinguished sniveling in a sail boat on Cranberry Meadow Pond.
The Abominable Snowman was noticed looking up on Blackberry Hill.
The alien pilot of an alien spaceship came into sight in Calais Town Forest very late at night gathering sticks for a fire.
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Ghost Sightings From East Calais
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Ghost Sightings From East Calais
Arthur was taing a cruise. The cruise ship was passing a tiny island and Arthur noticed a man with a beard and torn clothes waving hysterically to the ship.
- Captain! There's a man on that island!
Oh, yeah that guy, said the captain, he's always so happy to see us, he waves like that every time we pass by.
Doctor Rueprecht, please help me. I'm seeing double.
- Ok Arthur, let's take a look at that, why don’t you have a seat on that chair so I can examine you.
- The one on the left or the one on the right?.
What do you call a hippie's wife?
Mississippi.
A new teacher was nervous in her psychology courses. She started her class by saying ''Everyone who thinks they are stupid please stand up'' After a few seconds Arthur Jr. stood up. The teacher said ''Do you think you are stupid, Little Arthur?''
- No I just felt sorry for you being the only one standing up.
My dad built the Rocky Mountains!
Yeah, well, my dad killed the dead sea.
Teacher: - Arthur please point to America on the map.
Arthur: -This is it.
Teacher: Well done. Now class, who found America?
Class: -Arthur did.
There were three men in a boat with four cigarettes but no matches, how did they manage to smoke?
- They threw one cigarette overboard and made the boat a cigarette lighter.
A llama walks into the bar and orders a Miller, drinks the beer, pays and leaves.
- Did you see what just happened? Said Arthur who was also in the bar to the bartender, that's incredible!
- Yes, said the bartender, I agree, I've never seen anything like this before, usually he orders Bud.
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