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These are some lies we made up about East Burke.
A gentleman with a big hole through his chest is once in a while made out carving a crack underneath a streetlamp in East Burke. According to the folks who live here, this ghost is the undead spirit of a long gone East Burke local resident.
The martian mechanic of an alien spacecraft has supposedly been perceived on frequent instances in a wooden boat on Duck Pond piling boulders.
A sphinx can occasionally be observed strolling from trailer to trailer in the early morning hours on an East Burke residential road.
An extremely large mare was observed in Darling State Forest late in the night setting up camp.
A space man from planet Mercury came into view up on Bemis Hill gulping chlorine.
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Ghost Sightings From East Burke
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Ghost Sightings From East Burke
Arthur rushes into the restaurant at the airport and says:
- Hurry hurry, my flight leaves in 5 minutes so I don’t have time to order anything, just give me the check.
Hey Arthur, did you know that we only use 10% of our brain capacity
- What about the other 10%.
Arthur: -What do you have if your head is hot, your feet are cold, and you see spots in front of your eyes?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: - You probably have a polka-dotted sock over your head.
Why are you walking in the middle of the road Arthur?
- I'm scared of the wild flowers on the sides Delbert.
Hilda: Aren't you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger?
Gertrude: Yes I am; I married the wrong woman.
Hey over here Arthur, it's me Delbert I'm here on the other side of the river!
- Oh yeah, how have you been, long time no see. How do I get to the other side of this river?
- Are you stupid or something? You ARE on the other side.
Arthur, why do you always walk around with your hands in your pockets?
- Well Delbert, uhm, it's kinda embarrassing but ok, I'll tell you. My fingers are different length and I have a complex about that.
Arthur! what is that awful smell? It stinks to high heaven, did you poop your pants or something?
- Don’t be silly Delbert, I'm 35 years old, of course I didn’t soil my pants!
- No Arthur, it's coming from your pants, you must have pooped your pants! Let me check your pants man!
- I certainly did not soil my pants, but if you must check then go ahead.
-Alright Arthur, I'll check your pants...(checking pants)....- #$%@&#% this is disgusting, your pants are full of poop, you did poop your pants man!
Yes Delbert, but that was yesterday.
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