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The ghost of a gentleman clothed as a car mechanic has allegedly been witnessed on numerous occasions screaming at a rock in Arlington Municipal Forest in the early morning hours. Regardless of what folks articulate, this ghost undoubtedly is chilling; one that should be kept away from.
The phantom of a gentleman dressed in a law enforcement uniform may every so often be distinguished seated at the kitchen counter in an East Arlington home. Anyway, this is a horrible ghost that is better not upset.
A space alien from another planet is frequently spotted gazing at people in an East Arlington house through a keyhole.
An extraterrestrial has allegedly been made out on one or two instances smoking a cigar in Arlington Village Historic District at midnight.
The martian captain of a flying saucer can be spotted very frequently by Bulls Head reading a book.
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Arthur came to work one morning in a state of shock and disbelief.
- What's wrong Arthur, asked a coworker, did something horrible happen to you?
- No, not to me, replied Arthur, but to my best friend Delbert.
- Why, what happened to Delbert?
- He ran away with my wife.
Nancy: Meet my baby brother!
Jenny: How cute! What's his name?
Nancy: I don't know. I don't understand a word he says.
A Nightcrawler gentleman was out for a walk on a fine day and met a pretty looking Nightcrawler lady.
- Good day Mr. Nightcrawler, said the lady, would you like to come back to my place?
- I would love to mam, but aren't you married?
- Oh don't worry, my husband went fishing.
A sailor and a pirate are talking in a bar.
- Wow, said the sailor, you really have it all. Wooden leg, hand hook, eye patch. How did you loose your leg?
- Har, I fell overboard in a battle and a shark bit off my leg.
- Whoo, sounds painful, how about your hand how did you lose that?
- Har, har. It was cut off by an enemies sword during battle.
- Wow, and how about your eye, how did you lose your eye?
- Har, that happened when a mosquito flew into my eye, har.
- A mosquito in the eye, how could you lose an eye from that?
- Har Har, it was my first day with the hook, har.
Arthur had a new job as a life guard on the beach and his boss came to check up on him since it was his first day on the job.
- So how are things going so far Arthur?
- Oh, it's great, people are so friendly here, they keep waving to me from the water.
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