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These are some lies we made up about Dorset.
The extraterrestrial mechanic of an extraterrestrial spaceship has supposedly been made out on a small number of instances hauling a body through some bushes in Dana L Thompson Memorial Park in the early morning hours.
A gargantuan aoudad can repeatedly be spotted monitoring the view from the peak of Mount Aeolus before dawn.
The spirit of a steel-miner may be perceived frequently having a seat on a couch in a mobile home in Dorset.
An ET from planet Neptune has every now and then been spotted going wild beside a lamppost in Dorset.
A cyclop is once in a while noticed wandering from building to building late in the night on a Dorset avenue.
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Ghost Sightings From Dorset
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Ghost Sightings From Dorset
Bigamy and monogamy is the same thing Delbert.
- How's that Arthur?
- One wife too many.
Hey Delbert, if you can guess exactly how many oranges are in this bag you can have all five of them.
Monday morning Arthur started his new job as a lumberjack and his boss was instructing him.
- With this chainsaw you can cut down 50 trees a day.
On Friday afternoon his boss went over to him to see how many trees he had cut down in his first week.
- Well sir, five so far but I'm starting to get the hang of it.
- Five!!, what the hell is wrong with you? the boss yelled and picked up the chainsaw to show him how to cut down a tree.
He started the saw and Arthur jumped up in the air.
- Aaahhh! What is that noise?.
Arthur was lying in bed gazing at the stars, and then he thought to himself, what the hell happened to the ceiling.
At the height of a political corruption trial, the prosecuting attorney attacked Arthur who was a witness. ''Isn't it true?'' he bellowed, ''that you accepted ten thousand dollars to compromise this case.'' Arthur stared out the window, as though he hadn't heard the question. The prosecutor again shouted, ''Isn't it true that you accepted ten thousand dollars to compromise this case?'' Arthur still did not respond. Finally, the judge leaned over and said, ''Sir, please answer the question.'' ''Oh, I thought he was talking to you'', Arthur said.
Arthur came home from work. He was too tired so he went straight to bed. He saw that his wife was sound asleep, so he tried to be very quiet. He tucked himself in next to her. He looked at the end of the bed; he saw some feet sticking out from under the blanket, so he started counting them. 1..2..3..4..5..6. ''Oh. no something's wrong. There are two of us, so there should be four feet'', he told himself quietly, not wanting to wake his wife up. He stood up and walked to the end of the bed and started counting again. 1...2...3...4. Okay! There you go! He then went back to bed.
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