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The extraterrestrial pilot of an extraterrestrial spaceship has repeatedly been observed on the pinnacle of Bates Hill in the early morning hours before sunrise monitoring the vista.
The spirit of a street bum is regularly seen taking a rest in an armchair in a house in Derby Line. In any case, this is an antagonistic ghost that you shouldn't go trying to find.
A space man from planet Mercury has purportedly been witnessed on a small number of occasions down beside the waterfront at Balm of Gilead Beach pointing at the onlooker.
An ET from another solar system may be spotted over and over again looking irritably at the watcher on the water's edge of Little Salem Pond.
The phantom of a young lady covered in blood has from time to time been noticed at night drifting by on Coche Brook. A number of of those who live here claim this spirit may very well be a recognized past inhabitant of Derby Line. Regardless of what, it undeniably is a chilling ghost that should be kept away from.
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Ghost Sightings From Derby Line
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Ghost Sightings From Derby Line
Arthur was at the gates of heaven. Saint Peter asked him what good deeds he had done in his life.
- Well that was that one time I confronted a gang of bikers that was harassing an old lady. I spat their leader in the face and pushed over his mototcycle.
- Wow ! said Saint Peter, that's really brave and noble, when did do that?
- Well, about two minutes ago. .
A Nightcrawler gentleman was out for a walk on a fine day and met a pretty looking Nightcrawler lady.
- Good day Mr. Nightcrawler, said the lady, would you like to come back to my place?
- I would love to mam, but aren't you married?
- Oh don't worry, my husband went fishing.
Why do idiots carry car doors around in the desert?
- So they can roll down the window when it gets hot.
Arthur had a new job on a cruise ship as an onboard magician, he had a nightly magic show to entertain the guests. At every show there was this clever but annoying kid in the audience who kept exposing the tricks. He would say things like ''the card's in his sleeve'', or ''the handkerchief is under the table cloth''. This made Arthur very angry but he put up with it since he wanted to keep his job on the ship.
One evening during the magic show the boat hit an uncharted underwater cliff and sank. Everyone on board drowned except Arthur and the annoying kid who both managed to climb up on an upside-down table from the ship that was floating around in the water.
They sat on the table for day and night, the kid didn't say a word, he just sat there quietly. Arthur didn't mind the silence at all. After 5 days the kid finally spoke.
- Alright alright, I give up, where did you hide the boat?.
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