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These are some lies we made up about Derby.
The ghost of a young-looking guy sporting a confederate uniform can frequently be seen cutting grass in the back garden of a home in Derby.
A colossal kangaroo may be noticed repeatedly under a menacing big tree in Derby Center Village Municipal Forest attempting to grasp something.
Archimedes is every now and then made out gazing at the waves at the waterfront at Balm of Gilead Beach in the early morning hours before sunrise.
An ET from another galaxy has purportedly been perceived on a small number of occasions hurling boulders into Little Salem Pond in the early morning hours.
A colossal lemur may once in a while be observed terrifying people up on Bates Hill.
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Ghost Sightings From Derby
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Ghost Sightings From Derby
What do you call a hippie's wife?
Mississippi.
Aaahh Doctor Rueprecht, I'm in great pain, please help me, my stomach hurts so bad.
- Ok Arthur, what did you have for lunch?
- Oysters doctor.
- Well it's pretty easy to tell if they're bad when you open them.
- Open them??.
Two little kids are in a hospital, lying on the beds next to each other, outside the operating room. The first kid leans over and asks, ''What are you in here for?'' The second kid says, ''I'm in here to get my tonsils out.'' The first kid says, ''You've got nothing to worry about. I had that done when I was four. They put you to sleep, and when you wake up they give you lots of Jell-O and ice cream. It's a breeze!'' The second kid then asks, ''What are you here for?''
The first kid says, ''A circumcision.'' And the second kid says, ''Whoa! I had that done when I was born. I couldn't walk for a year!''
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Boss! There's a man here, he says it’s about a bill.
- Uhoh! Tell him I'm not here, tell him I'm sick today or something.
- Ok, boss.
A bit later.
- Is he gone?
Yes boss, he said don’t worry, he'll come back and pay the bill next month instead.
Farmer Arthur's mother-in-law had been kicked to death by the farmer's mule.
A big crowd showed up for the funeral. She must have been very popular said the minister.
They're all here to buy the Mule said Arthur.
What's the best way to kill a wasp?
You chase it under the bed, then you saw off the legs of the bed.
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