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These are some lies we made up about Danville.
A lady with a spear sticking out of her head was seen drinking paint by Badger Brook. When the ghost was seen it disappeared into the air. One of the folks who live here decisively says that this phantom may be the spirit of a local who passed on here in Danville in the past.
A huge cony was noticed having a seat on a sofa in a trailer outside Danville.
The ghost of a woman with a plastic bag bound around her head has often been perceived in the rear seat of a Chevy by the driver distinguishing the ghost in his rear view mirror late at night.
A moderately transparent gentleman clothed as the skipper of a freight ship is often witnessed surveying the panorama from the apex of Cold Hill at midnight.
An extraterrestrial tourist from another world is known to have been witnessed on one or two occasions in Arnold Park around midnight sobbing.
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Ghost Sightings From Danville
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Ghost Sightings From Danville
Arthur was sitting in the bathtub shivering.
- G G Gertrude D d d dear.. C c call D d doctor R R Rueprecht and ask him if I really need to take these pills with cold water.
Arthur came to work one morning in a state of shock and disbelief.
- What's wrong Arthur, asked a coworker, did something horrible happen to you?
- No, not to me, replied Arthur, but to my best friend Delbert.
- Why, what happened to Delbert?
- He ran away with my wife.
Boss! There's a man here, he says it’s about a bill.
- Uhoh! Tell him I'm not here, tell him I'm sick today or something.
- Ok, boss.
A bit later.
- Is he gone?
Yes boss, he said don’t worry, he'll come back and pay the bill next month instead.
Hey Arthur, how did the job interview go, did they call you back?
- No Delbert, I don't know what happened, it all went so well until the very end when they asked me if I have any questions.
- Well what did you ask them?
- I asked them if they file charges.
Why are you walking in the middle of the road Arthur?
- I'm scared of the wild flowers on the sides Delbert.
I don't get it Arthur. The first day you painted 100 feet of fence, the second day 30 feet and today only 10 feet. What's wrong?
- Well boss, I have to walk further and further to the paint bucket every day.
YOU'RE LYING ! said the police interrogator to Arthur.
- No, I swear I was out of town the last two days of February.
- That's impossible! the last two days of February do not exist.
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