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These are some lies we made up about Danby.
The menacing ghost of a conquistador has often been witnessed watching cable in a Danby living room in the early morning hours.
An alien vacationer from another world is frequently spotted seeking a woman in the center of Baker Brook.
A large bloodcurdling dragon has supposedly been spotted on a few instances on the water's edge of Chipman Lake holding a headbone.
A space invader from planet Mars may frequently be spotted rummaging around in trash container on a Danby road.
A menacing skeleton can be observed very frequently on a Danby street after midnight.
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Ghost Sightings From Danby
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Ghost Sightings From Danby
Why on earth did you shave your neck Arthur?
-Oops, must have put my shirt on backwards.
Gertrude was making breakfast for Arthur and the kids in the morning when Arthur rushes into the kitchen acting hysterically.
MORE EGGS!! MORE EGGS!! You need to use more eggs. MORE BUTTER TOO!! And MORE SALT!! NO NOT THAT MUCH!! NO NOT THERE OVER THERE!! Why don't you listen to me when you're cooking?? I said MORE EGGS!! no that's too many AAAHHH! TURN THEM OVER NOW!! HURRY! I SAID NOW!! More salt there, no not there I said THERE!! AAAAHH!! YOU'RE RUINING BREAKFAST!!
- Calm down Arthur, what's gotten into you?
- Oh nothing dear, I just wanted you to know how I feel when I'm driving.
Hey Arthur, do did you go waterskiing on your vacation like you had planned?
- No Delbert, I couldn't find a lake with a slope.
Arthur had a new job as a TV repairman. One day he arrived at the very old couples house to fix their broken TV.
- Oh how nice of you to come so fast, said the old lady. The TV is fine though, we realized we were wearing each other's glasses.
Mama Snail:
Ok kids, stop right here and wait at the side of the road for a while, there's a bus coming in three hours.
Arthur: -What do you have if your head is hot, your feet are cold, and you see spots in front of your eyes?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: - You probably have a polka-dotted sock over your head.
Arthur and Delbert had kidnapped the wife of a very wealthy man.
They sent the hostage to collect the ransom.
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