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An extraterrestrial vacationer from space is frequently distinguished showing up in a bathroom mirror.
A menacing creature is known to have been seen on several occasions pulling a cadaver from the cold water of Cass Brook very late at night.
The ghost of a guy clothed as a gas station attendant may be witnessed frequently at midnight glancing across Beaver Meadow.
The ghost of a man sporting a law enforcement uniform has from time to time been perceived on the peak of Ames Hill before dawn gazing at the panorama. Well, it is unquestionably a creepy ghost that you don't want to meet at night.
An alien from another solar system is every so often observed at Caspian Lake Dam after midnight taking in the vista.
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Arthur was an experiencd pilot and had been warned that the runway they were landing on was very short so he was being extra careful. When the plane approached the runway it seemed even shorter than he had imagined. But he was a good pilot and he knew he could do this. He went down extra slow and touched the ground right at the edge of the runway. He applied maximum brakes, things were flying around in the cabin and the passengers were screaming in panic. But Arthur got the plane to stop an inch from the other edge of the runway. He turned to his co-pilot Delbert and said:
- That was the shortest runway I have ever seen in my whole life.
- Yeah, said Delbert, and look how wide it is.
Grandma, Grandma, wake up!! You forgot to take your sleeping pills.
Arthur: -How can you tell if a mummy has a cold?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -He starts coffin.
Arthur had a new job on a cruise ship as an onboard magician, he had a nightly magic show to entertain the guests. At every show there was this clever but annoying kid in the audience who kept exposing the tricks. He would say things like ''the card's in his sleeve'', or ''the handkerchief is under the table cloth''. This made Arthur very angry but he put up with it since he wanted to keep his job on the ship.
One evening during the magic show the boat hit an uncharted underwater cliff and sank. Everyone on board drowned except Arthur and the annoying kid who both managed to climb up on an upside-down table from the ship that was floating around in the water.
They sat on the table for day and night, the kid didn't say a word, he just sat there quietly. Arthur didn't mind the silence at all. After 5 days the kid finally spoke.
- Alright alright, I give up, where did you hide the boat?.
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