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These are some lies we made up about Coventry.
A huge musk-ox has purportedly been noticed on many occasions in a Coventry house.
The ghost of a homeless guy can be made out frequently drifting down Alder Brook in the early morning hours before sunrise.
An extraterrestrial from another solar system has from time to time been observed on the summit of Allen Hill at night viewing the vista.
The martian navigator of an alien spaceship is known to have been spotted on many instances marching next to a deserted highway next to Coventry.
The ghost of a young cowboy has often been perceived fishing from the shore of Mud Pond in the early morning hours before sunrise. One thing's for guaranteed, it's a bloodcurdling ghost that is better not upset.
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Ghost Sightings From Coventry
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Ghost Sightings From Coventry
Hey Delbert, if you can guess exactly how many oranges are in this bag you can have all five of them.
How many Microsoft programmers does it take to change a light bulb? ?
None. Bill Gates will just redefine Darkness(TM) as the new industry standard.
Delbert and Arthur were performing a strange ritual in the city park. Delbert was digging small holes in the ground with a spade, and Arthur was walking behind him filling the holes with a spade.
- What exacly are you guys doing? Asked a man who was passing by.
- We're planting flowers, said Arthur, usually Douglas is here too, but he's ill today, he's the one that puts the seed in the ground.
Don't worry son, said Arthur to his son. When I was your age I had a weak mind as well. But don't worry, it'll disappear completely as you get older.
An American lawyer went hiking with his Czech associates. Unfortunately, they met with a couple of bears, a female and a male. The lawyer was quick and climbed up the tree. His Czech was not lucky. The male bear swallowed him whole. After a while the bears left, the lawyer quickly went into town to get the police. They came back into the woods, found the two bears sitting under a tree. The lawyer told the police ''There that's the one, the male on the right.'' The police then aimed his gun and shot the female. The lawyer was confused, so he shouted ''What the heck are you shooting the female one for?''. The police replied ''''Would YOU believe a lawyer who told you that the Czech was in the Male?'' .
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