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These are some lies we made up about Colchester.
An alien from another solar system is known to have been observed on frequent occasions staring at the stroke of midnight by a vending machine in Colchester.
An alien can frequently be witnessed resting at a table in a Colchester residence struggling to express something.
An alien tourist from another galaxy may be distinguished very often twinkling a kerosene lamp by Allen Brook.
A guy devoid of a head has occasionally been noticed in Battery Park on a dark night pulling a dead body over the grass.
A space alien from another solar system is sometimes made out by Winooski Falls in the early morning hours before sunrise scaring folks.
An incredibly bloodcurdling ghost is known to have been perceived on a few instances staring at the sight from the summit of Catlins Hill late at night. It has been argued that this specific ghost is perhaps the struggling ghost of a person who used to live here in Colchester.
A space alien can once in a
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while be perceived conducting a guided tour of Lone Rock to a troop of ghosts in the early morning hours.
The ghost of an old woman holding a rifle was distinguished gazing over Munson Flat after midnight. The ghost did not seem to be concerned by the witnesses. One thing's for certain, this is an unsympathetic phantom that you wouldn't wish
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to meet at night.
The martian captain of an extraterrestrial spacecraft materialized marching through a building in Colchester.
The spirit of a flight attendant was witnessed in Appletree Shoal before dawn going crazy. When the ghost was distinguished it vanished into the night.
The ghost of an aged cleaning lady showed up marching through a home close to Colchester. The ghost was gobbled up by the air after being distinguished.
An martian tourist from the cosmos was made out at Colchester Pond Dam before dawn enjoying the vista.
An alien from the cosmos has frequently been seen flinging bricks into Colchester Pond late at night.
An extraterrestrial is often observed munching on a fish down by the water at Allen Point.
A very large shrew may regularly be distinguished pacing through a Colchester vicinity cemetery.
A gigantic bison may be noticed very frequently smoking a cigar next to a deserted highway next to Colchester late in the night.
A dark snake that transformed into a female
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has every so often been distinguished speaking into the air in Cumberland Bay State Park quite near the ranger station. According to the people who live here, this ghost is the undeparted soul of a long departed Colchester person who lived here. Nonetheless, it's a menacing spirit that any sane person wouldn't wish to encounter.
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Ghost Sightings From Colchester
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Ghost Sightings From Colchester
Cowboy Arthur had just bought two horses from a local horse trader but had a hard time telling them apart. He decided to cut off one ear on one of the horses. But a few days later the other horse got his ear stuck in a gate and tore it off so now he couldn't tell them apart again.
So he came up with the idea to cut the tail off one of them. But the same night the other horse accidentally stuck his tail in the campfire and it burned off completely and the two horses looked the same to Cowboy Arthur again.
Arthur was out of ideas but one day his cousin Arthur came to visit. Arthur was a veterinarian, he suggested that he would amputate the legs on one of the horses to be able to tell them apart. Arthur thought that was a great idea and he had Arthur perform the procedure the same day.
- Wow cousin Arthur, that did it. The black horse is three feet shorter than the white horse now, no way I'll get 'em mixed up now.
Arthur! what is that awful smell? It stinks to high heaven, did you poop your pants or something?
- Don’t be silly Delbert, I'm 35 years old, of course I didn’t soil my pants!
- No Arthur, it's coming from your pants, you must have pooped your pants! Let me check your pants man!
- I certainly did not soil my pants, but if you must check then go ahead.
-Alright Arthur, I'll check your pants...(checking pants)....- #$%@&#% this is disgusting, your pants are full of poop, you did poop your pants man!
Yes Delbert, but that was yesterday.
Arthur and Delbert were preparing for a manned mission to the sun when Douglas came strolling by.
- Isn’t it too hot for people to land on the sun? Asked Douglas.
- Oh Douglas, come on we're no dummies, we will be landing at night of course.
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