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These are some lies we made up about Chester.
An extremely large hare has regularly been seen studying Duttonville Gulf in detail before dawn.
A very large horse is repeatedly spotted in Chester Town Forest around midnight climbing a giant tree.
The phantom of a strapped up lady has allegedly been seen on frequent occasions crawling out of North Springfield Bog soaked in mud late at night.
A female having the head of a leprechaun may frequently be seen in a Chester flat. If you listen to what the locals allege, this phantom takes pleasure in terrifying people who are bold enough to disturb the serenity in Chester.
A woman hauling her head beneath her arm may be seen often on the shore of North Springfield Reservoir seeking a map.
An extraterrestrial vacationer from another galaxy has every so often been distinguished devouring an apple up on Ball Hill.
An ET from another planet is sometimes noticed wandering in the middle of a deserted highway near Chester.
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Ghost Sightings From Chester
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How did Arthur die from drinking milk?
- The cow sat down.
Arthur: -How can you tell if a mummy has a cold?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -He starts coffin.
Arthur: -What did Tenne see?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: - The same as Arkan saw.
Arthur was not familiar with the area and I couldn't find the I-80 so he took the I-40 twice.
Do you smoke Arthur? Asked Doctor Rueprecht.
- No.
- That's too bad, it would have done you good to quit.
The town reverend had called together a special town meeting to expose the wickedness of the local casino.
- Who's the richest man in this town? Well let me tell you, it's the casino owner. Who's got the nicest car? the casino owner. Who's got the biggest house? Again the casino owner! And who's paying for all of this? You people are, by spending your hard earned cash in his casino! You people must all stop gambling at the casino or else you will just get poorer and poorer.
The speech made a great impression on Arthur, the local bookstore owner. The next day he met the reverend in front of his book store.
- Reverend, I want to thank you for opening my eyes and letting me see the true nature of gambling and how it robs good people of their livelyhood.
- Well I'm very glad to hear that, I take it you have given up gambling then?
- Hell no, said Arthur, I'm converting my bookstore into a casino.
Arthur, do you know what the difference between a horse's rear and a mailbox is?
- No Delbert I don't.
- Well, I'm sure as hell not sending you to mail any letters.
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