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These are some lies we made up about Chelsea.
A gigantic yak is frequently made out in Chelsea Historic District at night howling at the viewer to be off.
The spirit of a badly mangled hunter pulling a dead wolf has allegedly been observed on one or two instances scrutinizing Hart Hollow in detail before dawn. A local person says that this spirit is that of a local person who dwelled here in Chelsea many years ago.
A space man can often be made out staring across Devils Den at the stroke of midnight.
An alien explorer from another solar system may be perceived very often gulping blood from a beaker at Keyser Dam at the stroke of midnight.
An extraterrestrial from planet Jupiter has every now and then been perceived in the center of Beaver Meadow Brook looking for a map.
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Ghost Sightings From Chelsea
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Ghost Sightings From Chelsea
My dad built the Rocky Mountains!
Yeah, well, my dad killed the dead sea.
It's all women's fault that men lie all the time, they keep asking questions.
The police pulled a car over, Arthur was sitting in the backseat.
- Arthur, you know better than to let an aardvark drive your car!
- Oh, this is not my car officer, I'm just hitch-hiking.
The two birds had been boyfriend girlfriend for a long time and things had been going well, but today the girl bird was inconsolable.
- I already told you honey, I did not get married to someone else, I was abducted by a gang of ornithologists and they put this ring on me.
A very old gentleman from the country side went to the big city for the very first time in his life. He went into a department store and saw an elevator, he had never seen an elevator before and looked at it wondering what it was. After a while an old lady came along and got in the elevator, the door closed. The man kept looking. A short while later the elevator door opened up and a young lady stepped out.
- I gotta try that, said the old man.
Arthur, how did you manage to break your leg raking leaves?
- I fell out of the tree.
Arthur, why are your eyes closed?
- Well Delbert, I was in the middle of a blink and I got bored.
At the zoo:
- Look mommy, that gorilla looks just like grandma.
- Honey, we don't say mean things like that, you'd hurt her feelings.
- Sorry mommy, I didn't realize the gorilla would understand what I was saying.
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