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These are some lies we made up about Charlotte.
A gigantic reindeer may often be spotted destroying a map in Charlotte Center Historic District at midnight.
A military outfit marching about without a body in it may be perceived often slurping blood from a container up on the highest spot of Barber Hill.
The phantom of a terribly burned female has now and then been seen dragging a cadaver from the chilly water of Bingham Brook at midnight.
A colossal marmoset has purportedly been distinguished on a handful of occasions in a Charlotte school in the early morning hours before sunrise strolling the hallways.
The ghost of the driver of a train may every now and then be distinguished reading a magazine in Meach Cove at the stroke of midnight. One of the people who live here determinedly asserts that this ghost may be the spirit of a person who lived here who died here in Charlotte some decades ago.
A lady without a head has frequently been perceived in an apartment in the vicinity
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of Charlotte.
The spirit of a young-looking female with a wire around her neck is repeatedly made out seeking a photo under a parked Ford in a Charlotte parking lot after midnight. Several of the folks who live here argue this spirit may well be a famous days gone by dweller of Charlotte. No matter what, this ghost undoubtedly is creepy; one that is preferably not disturbed.
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Ghost Sightings From Charlotte
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Ghost Sightings From Charlotte
Do you smoke Arthur? Asked Doctor Rueprecht.
- No.
- That's too bad, it would have done you good to quit.
So Arthur, you have any recommendations from previous employer?
- Yes sir, he recommended that I go find a new job.
Arthur: -When you fall off a ladder, what would you fall against?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -Against your will.
Arthur had a new job as a TV repairman. One day he arrived at the very old couples house to fix their broken TV.
- Oh how nice of you to come so fast, said the old lady. The TV is fine though, we realized we were wearing each other's glasses.
My dad built the Rocky Mountains!
Yeah, well, my dad killed the dead sea.
Delbert the farm worker went to pick up Arthur the farmer at the airport.
- Did anything unusual happen while I was gone Delbert?
- No, Arthur, nothing unusual.
- What's that in the back of the truck?
- The burned pigs.
- Burned pigs?
- Yes the barn burned down Arthur.
- The barn burned down?
- Yes, it was ignited by the burning house.
- The house burned down too?
- Yes, one of the candles fell over.
- Candles? What candles?
- The ones by your wife's coffin.
- My wife's coffin? Gertrude died!!?
- Yes, Gertrude fell off the roof.
- What was she doing on the roof?
- She was drunk.
- Well, that's nothing unusual.
- Right Arthur like I said, nothing unusual happened. .
Arthur was walking down the street with a giraffe and got stopped by a police man.
- Where do you think you're going with that wild and dangerous animal? Asked the cop.
- Oh, I'm taking him to the zoo, said Arthur.
The cop thought that was probably ok since an animal like that belongs in the zoo and decided to let Arthur take his giraffe to the zoo.
But the next day Arthur came walking down the street again with the same giraffe.
Hey what's going on? asked the cop, I thought you took that giraffe to the zoo yesterday?
- Yes I did, and today I'm taking him to the movie theater.
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