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These are some lies we made up about Castleton.
Julius Ceasar was made out munching on a melon underneath a streetlight in Castleton.
A giant guanaco came into sight going through a cabinet in the bathroom of a Castleton mobile home late at night.
The alien technician of an extraterrestrial spacecraft was perceived having a seat at the dining table in a Castleton mobile home.
A Brachiosaurus was seen on the pinnacle of Barker Hill at the stroke of midnight watching the view.
A space alien from planet Neptune is frequently perceived in Castleton Municipal Forest in the early morning hours gathering wood for a fire.
A gigantic chinchilla can regularly be observed after midnight looking at Wallace Ledge.
The ghost of an adolescent girl may be seen time and again struggling to utter something next to the water at Cedar Point. No matter what folks say, this ghost undoubtedly is frightening; one that you shouldn't go searching for.
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Ghost Sightings From Castleton
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Ghost Sightings From Castleton
Three idiots were out for a walk and saw some mysterious tracks on the ground.
- I think it's a deer, said Arthur
- No, said Delbert, it's definitely a mountain lion.
Douglas was just about to say something when they all got hit by the train.
Delbert, Douglas, and Gertrude wanted to join a special forces combat unit and had to prove they could follow any order without hesitation. Delbert was told to go first.
- We have your wife tied up behind this door, said the instructor, I want you to take this gun and go in and kill her.
- Yes sir! Said Delbert and went in.
A little bit later he came out in tears.
I can't do it, I can't do it, he wept.
- You're a disgrace, yelled the instructor, pack up and go home right now, you're out!
Douglas came next. The same thing happened to him too and he got sent home.
Now it was Gertrude's turn.
- You know what to do! Yelled the instructor, your husband Arthur is in there, go in and kill him with this gun.
- Yes Sir! She said and went in.
After a few minutes she came out covered in blood.
- What happened in there?, asked the instructor.
- The gun wasn't loaded so I had to beat him to death with the gun sir!.
Arthur, why do you always walk around with your hands in your pockets?
- Well Delbert, uhm, it's kinda embarrassing but ok, I'll tell you. My fingers are different length and I have a complex about that.
The small plane was going down with Arthur, Delbert and Douglas who was the pilot.
-Oh oh this is bad, said Douglas, we only have 2 parachutes .
Arthur quickly grabbed a parachute and jumped out.
Oh well, said Delbert. I guess the pilot has to go down with his plane, sorry buddy I'm gonna have to take the last chute, nice knowing you.
- Don't worry, said Douglas, Arthur took my backpack.
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