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The ghost of a young-looking guy in a confederate uniform may frequently be made out appearing creepy near the waterfront at Cranberry Meadow Pond.
The ghost of a street bum may be witnessed very often in Calais Town Forest very late at night setting up camp. It has been claimed that this individual ghost is that of a local who had a house here in Calais a long time ago. Nevertheless, this is an intimidating ghost that you do not want to run into in the early morning hours before sunrise.
The extraterrestrial captain of an alien spacecraft has every now and then been distinguished checking out Eagle Ledge around midnight.
The ghost of a young woman drenched in blood is sometimes spotted looking at the view from the peak of Blackberry Hill on a dark night. If you listen to the local residents, this spirit likes startling foolhardy people who dare to disturb the peace in Calais. In any case, it's a terrifying ghost that any normal person wouldn't want to bump into.
A huge prairie dog has supposedly been spotted on a few instances staring at the water by Adamant Pond Dam before sunrise.
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How many Microsoft programmers does it take to change a light bulb? ?
None. Bill Gates will just redefine Darkness(TM) as the new industry standard.
Love is one long sweet dream, and marriage is the alarm clock.
Arthur, Delbert, and Douglas were swimming away from Alcatraz. Arthur is struggling at the halfway point and remembers his wife Gertrude, he musters up the strength to continue. Delbert at the halfway point remembers where he hid his millions and has the strength to make it. Douglas makes it to the half way point and decides, It's not worth it and swims back.
Arthur and Delbert are catching up after Arthur was sent to Iraq. Arthur says ''I have been teaching my dog to speak English.'' ''No way.'' Delbert replied in disbelief. ''Then listen to this.'' He turns to his dog and asks ''How was the situation in Iraq?'' The dog replies ''rough rough''.
Aaahh Doctor Rueprecht, I'm in great pain, please help me, my stomach hurts so bad.
- Ok Arthur, what did you have for lunch?
- Oysters doctor.
- Well it's pretty easy to tell if they're bad when you open them.
- Open them??.
Why on earth did you shave your neck Arthur?
-Oops, must have put my shirt on backwards.
Arthur's mama's so holy; she thinks nuns dress too provocatively.
Don't you ever get tired of doing nothing Arthur?
- Yes Delbert, but when I do I sit down and take a rest.
Arthur: -What will seven days of dieting do to you?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -They make one weak (week).
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